Make life available for everyone!

posted on 18 Oct 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Ashlyn Sears.
Found outside an elevator in Dhaka, Bangladesh.
Meant to say: “Lift is unavailable…”

18 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    It’s life Jim but no as we know it.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    Dead for tax reasons.

  3. Algernon | 4:06 am |

    I’m suspended in animation.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    LiFe – a new kind of battery?

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    I asked how long it would be unavailable, and they told me “42”.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    When life is unavailable, please use the stars.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |

    Lift has its ups and downs.

  8. Running Comment | 4:59 am |

    Black market resurrections available ’round the corner (cash only).

  9. Running Comment | 5:00 am |

    Special Today: no life !

  10. Frank Burns | 5:03 am |

    Mikey is going to be so disappointed.

    (Hey Mikey! He likes it!)

  11. Chris | 7:07 am |

    Then I guess I’ll have to rise from the dead as a brain eating zombie.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 7:55 am |

    Customer: I want to get a life.

    Cashier: Sorry, Life has been out for quite a while. Is Wife OK?

  13. Marum | 3:09 pm |

    That’s all right. I will wait for an eternity, if need be.

  14. Marum | 12:38 am |

    We used to have some life for sale.

    But Dr. Spock took a lien over it.

  15. Droll not Troll | 1:46 am |

    WWJD?

  16. Marum | 8:53 pm |

    Wen use LiFePOOOO batteries, for your convenience. (LiFe PO4)

  17. Marum | 10:09 pm |

    Wen = we (typo) Although Wee would have been OK….But then. What would we call the electrolyte?

  18. Marum | 2:50 pm |

    When life gives you closed doors….Supply it with termites.

Caption is made at here!

Caption is made at here! (please leave a caption for the Engrish photo; all vulgar entries, spam, etc. will be deleted. Let's Creative!)

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2013 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.