Pre-beat for your convenience…

posted on 11 Oct 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy ofย “Sushi & Biscuits”.
Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.ย 

20 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    Hey, no need to tell me twice!

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    This kind of thing could give one a stroke!

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Got any pre-slapped salami?

  4. Running Comment | 4:44 am |

    I’ve heard of beef jerky, but this is a new one.

  5. Droll not Troll | 5:05 am |

    So, how would one “sausage”?
    Asking for a friend.

  6. Droll not Troll | 5:27 am |

    Comes in a handy size.

  7. Frank Burns | 6:13 am |

    Don’t have it too often or you’ll grow hair on your palms.

  8. Pete | 6:29 am |

    Ladies, you’re being cheated.
    There’s far less volume* after it’s been beaten.

    (*AKA “girth)

  9. Marum | 4:24 pm |

    Sushied balls would be painful.

  10. Wax Frog | 8:12 pm |

    With apologies to Pink Floyd, how can you have any pudding if you don’t beat your meat?

  11. Droll not Troll | 11:32 pm |

    @Wax Frog: ๐Ÿ˜€ Pudding? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

  12. Droll not Troll | 11:34 pm |

    Found in Chiang Mai โ€“ not in Wan King?

  13. Algernon | 4:05 am |

    This meets with Mrs Porn’s approval

  14. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    Sausages where are they hiding.

  15. Marum | 4:21 pm |

    Chiang Mai what?

  16. Droll not Troll | 7:17 pm |

    @Marum 1621:

    โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“
    Chiang Mai mind.
    โ€“ Steven Crowder.

  17. Marum | 2:37 pm |

    Ah! I would never have guessed.

    6:00 AM, Chiang Mai Culture & MindfulnessTour in English, includes Food Only

  18. Marum | 2:41 pm |

    I guess, if you are in a complete other-worldly state, you don’t need accommodation.

    After all….Comfort is only a state of mind. And being thus – is totally subjective.

  19. EffEff | 6:03 pm |

    What if that pig was wearing a Thai flag, and flying a German flag, instead?

  20. Chris | 7:09 am |

    You can’t beat our meat!

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