The urinal cake… is really cake!

posted on 21 Oct 2019 in Toiletries

Try the Margarita hand sanitizer.

Photo courtesy of Shawn.

20 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |

    At last a drink while you wash.

  2. Algernon | 4:03 am |

    Hard liquor or will we start with a beer

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    I appreciate her washing before I liquor.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    I really appreciate her washing before I liquor.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    Who are they catering to – soapaholics?

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Always keep a bottle on hand.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    For washing your cocktail.

  8. Marum | 5:26 am |

    Soap and Scotch tastes lousy.

  9. Frank Burns | 5:31 am |

    Hi, my name’s Frank.
    (Hi Frank)
    I’ve been clean and soapless for five years now…

  10. Marum | 5:39 am |

    Yhere is nothing ;ike a large dowry, or a bucket of likker, to make ugly women beautiful.

  11. Marum | 5:45 am |

    Thre eonce was a man named Frank,
    Who before he made love he drank,
    But the unfortunate effect,
    Was that it got not erect,
    But it shrank, and it shrank, and it shrank.

  12. Marum | 5:52 am |

    Hmm. Two nanny arias too edit. Go back to bed Marum.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 6:55 am |

    Available only at your local pub.

  14. Marum | 6:56 am |

    An Irish musician named Forgan,
    Went out with a young nymph from Mount Morgan,
    But the next day he raved,
    She was sexually depraved,
    For she played Scotland the Brave on his organ.

  15. Marum | 7:06 am |

    A Russian who drank Vodka by the bucket,
    Sought out crumpet to kiss, lick, and suck it,
    But the effects of the booze,
    Always cause him to snooze,
    And he was never awake long enough to ——.

  16. Classic Steve | 1:09 pm |

    You mean it’s not rubbing alcohol?

  17. EffEff | 5:24 pm |

    It’s drinkable rubbing alcohol.

  18. Droll not Troll | 11:56 pm |

    @Cjassic Steve: It had better not, unless the alcohol consents! 😛

  19. Marum | 12:07 am |

    EffEff. 1724
    Methanol CH3OH = Racing fuel, Metholated Spirits = affects optical nerves, even through your skin. Very poisonous.

    Ethanol C2H5OH = Uiske beatha = kills lots of Scots and Irish. Slainte beatha!(Gael = Good health!)

    Isopropanol C2H7OH = Rubbing alcohol= you will get drunk, but 8 ounces will kill you. Good for cleaning electronic parts, like decoder heads. If it is “denatured” it tastes foul.

  20. Marum | 12:13 am |

    @Classic Steve 1309. Depends on where you rub it. If you rub it on your lady’s pink bits, it will probably be the end of you. You will most likely die from it.

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