It started with house sitting…

Practice safe House Riding – wear a condo.

There is no boubt, that one can have a whale of aa time..

But! They don’t make 6 foot condoms to fit whales.

I prefer a bungalow

It’s amazing what these houses produce

I canter magine why they would do that.

Is your house hair-conditioned?

Never enter your house from the back door, it might kick you.

Finally an activity for home-o’s.

Her mother drives a Porch.

That’s a house of a different color.

So it would be a Domodrome and not a Hippodrome

The Music school is better.

You can learn to:

Beat your own drum.

Trumpet your achievemnts.

and. Harp on your sheer genius.

Flying whales are great.

It’s the landings, that leave a little to be desired.

If your wear VR Goggles, you can see-tacheans.

What’s that drain pipe for?

In fact, you can catch-a-lot of Krill for your BBQ.

EDIT: See-taceans.

Take good care of your house’s rooves.

Back in the good old days, we had indoctrination – all our kids became doctors.

Now look what happens to them!

SO! Imagination makes them become Magii?

It’s called Inter-PAK family owing to inbreeding within the Pak family. Too many inbreeding produced morons that can only do house riding.

Take your kid rock climbing, so he too, can be hung like a…errr…house.

House. Is that how you cross a horse with a mouse, or a louse?