It’s my least most favorite.

posted on 12 Nov 2019 in Signs

Speedy delivery in six weeks…

Photo courtesy of Patricia Yarrow.
Spotted in Hibiya, Tokyo. 

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  1. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    I have a fresh beef about aging almost every week.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    I have a fresh beef about ageing almost every week.

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |

    This beefs a bit tough, must be the age

  4. algernon | 4:07 am |

    I waited and I waited

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    That beef must contain alcohol – it made his eyes blurry!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    Customer: Waiter! Where’s the beef I ordered?
    Waiter: It will be along any day now, sir.

    (Thanx for the idea, algernon.)

  7. Running Comment | 4:25 am |

    The ageing beef population is becoming a real problem in Japan, and there is still no cure for dementia.

  8. DrLex | 4:48 am |

    It is true, it starts aging the moment it exists.
    “Fresh aged beef” would have been more absurd.

  9. Marum | 5:52 am |

    “Aged” Tojo. It’s already done it, it’s not still doing it.

    After all, it can’t get any older. It’s dead,

  10. Marum | 5:53 am |

    Incidentally. That’s why the call them waiters.

  11. Marum | 6:01 am |

    @DrLex. But truly that is how it’s described. ie. aged rump steaks.

    The fesh steak is hung in a cool room, (not a fridge) and left to age until it goes dark. The normal processs of decay makes them – oh so tender – and the flavour terrific. Provided it is dome by someone, who knows what he is about

  12. Frank Burns | 6:02 am |

    ….with a side of jumbo shrimp.

  13. Geo | 6:04 am |

    The health of the customers had better not be at steak

  14. Geo | 6:06 am |

    When it comes to eating aging beef, I would rather not brisket

  15. Marum | 6:11 am |

    @Running Comment 0425. So that’s what BSE. is. Bovine dementia.

    BDS = Bovine Dementia Syndrome.

    1st cow. “Are you worried about Mad Cow disease?”

    2nd cow. ‘No! I’m a Wombat.’

  16. Marum | 6:13 am |

    This bloke is the head Chef.

    The foot Chef, has admitted de feet.

  17. Marum | 6:17 am |

    It’s important. Because the steaks are so high.
    (stollen from: Cows With Guns){song}

  18. Marum | 6:20 am |

    Actually. A cure for aging has finally been discovered.

    It’s called DEATH.

  19. Marum | 6:30 am |

    At my age. I am not in favour of the proceedure.

  20. Droll not Troll | 3:07 am |

    Have you ever been goosed by an old cow?

  21. Marum | 4:19 am |

    @DnT 0307.. I imagine you would have to ask the ladies I know.

  22. Peter Chan | 5:51 am |

    Neatly explains why I’d ordered veal but they served me beef instead.

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