We found them!

posted on 13 Nov 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Dan Ryazansky.
Found in Latvia. 

18 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 5:38 am |

    Wow! I thought pot was illegal in Latvia.

  2. Droll not Troll | 5:41 am |

    When your plate arrives empty, you realise you should have ordered the Found Testicles.

  3. Tom41 | 5:44 am |

    I’d gladly lose my testicles to have the pot!

  4. Frank Burns | 5:51 am |

    Hold the testicles please.

  5. Droll not Troll | 5:52 am |

    Ow! My dinner!

  6. Geo | 7:42 am |

    I don’t know if it testes good, though

  7. Chris | 8:06 am |

    Do you want nuts with that?

  8. Marum | 9:02 am |

    “Lost testicles” It was meant to be a Spanish dish. But it got lost in the translation from Spanish, to Latvian, to english.

    Ass you can see.

    Los bolas (cojones) = the balls = Lost balls (hearing error)

    Latvian (I think) is something like balls = bumbinos or something. So it could have been worse.

  9. Marum | 9:10 am |

    Actually 7 Euros = approx AUD $14.00 is quite darned cheap.

    I’ll bet the bloke who lost them, would pay much more than that, to get ’em back.

  10. Marum | 10:08 am |

    Ode to au Pair

    I lost my balls in Kuwait,
    They got ripped off on a bridge,
    The sent them back by air-freight,
    Now I keep them in the fridge.

    They are a separate entity,
    As they sit there in a jar,
    But it leaves me absolutely free,
    To view them from afar.

    Like eunuchs of the chinese dynasty,
    When death on me has fall’d,
    God above will smile on me,
    And have them reinstalled.

  11. Marum | 10:13 am |

    EDIT: 1st verse line 3; the = they. I think i need a poof-raider. (pun intended)

  12. algernon | 2:33 pm |

    So the eunuch bull doesn’t come with cheese

  13. algernon | 2:34 pm |

    Is that a meatball you’re eating

  14. algernon | 2:34 pm |

    Lost testicles is a ballsy dish

  15. Droll not Troll | 3:44 pm |

    @ FB: There is an extra charge for that! 😉

  16. Pete | 7:56 pm |

    I’d say the beef saue (saw) should precede the lost testicles.
    On the menu, that is.

    ; – )

  17. Droll not Troll | 12:23 am |

    @ algernon 2:33pm: Never mind the cheese, a eunuch bull doesn’t come at all!

  18. Peter Chan | 5:56 am |

    I’ve sure got the balls to eat this.
    Anybody?

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