I can’t believe I made it through slack season…

posted on 10 Dec 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Shenyang, China.

14 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    In the busy season, this place is murder!

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    They call them park hotlines because they carry a thousand volts.

  3. algernon | 4:11 am |

    For all crimes and mistermeaners.

  4. algernon | 4:13 am |

    Everyone’s dying to be there.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    Without publicity – well, no noose is good noose.

  6. Eggrish | 5:06 am |

    Slackers can have a seat in this little chair over here.
    Don’t be shocked if it has a little static electricity leftover from the last guest.

  7. Droll not Troll | 5:21 am |

    Elmer Fudd would like to know: What is the execution time for rabbit season?

  8. Big Fat Cat | 11:10 am |

    Execution for price gouging and charging reports to authorities. This only happens in China.

  9. Marum | 2:55 pm |

    Do you find people dozing off, before you have finished telling them who you work for?

  10. Marum | 2:58 pm |

    Is there both a “busy”, and a “slack” season, for executions?

  11. Marum | 2:59 pm |

    Sit is the chair, put on the metal hat, and hold this wire sir. We will be with you directly.

  12. Marum | 3:02 pm |

    So! We have a bureau of a bureau. That, would be quite some red-tape created there.

  13. Marum | 3:03 pm |

    EDIT: Sit in the chair.

  14. Peter Chan | 1:53 pm |

    The execution times are not even shown.
    They are carried out in secret . . . as usual.

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