I don’t it get.

posted on 25 Dec 2019 in Books/Magazines

What did you Santa ask?

Photo courtesy of Phil Cigan.
Shopping flier found in Kyushu, Japan.
Originally posted Christmas 2010. 

58 captions

  1. Pete | 12:26 pm |

    @Marum 10:27 am,

    OUCH. You just reminded me of my most despised Xmas song EVER.

    I’d prefer to change the lyrics to:


    Last Christmas, I gave you my heart,
    The very next day, you threw it away,
    This year, ‘though I want no tears,
    I’m likely to be just as stupid…”

    Dumb$hit George Michael forgot an even older song which has a very, very wise adage: “My mama told me, ya better shop around!”

    Happy Boxing Day, Marum and other mates here on Engrish!

  2. Peter Chan | 2:35 pm |

    Perhaps the dogets it.

  3. algernon | 2:56 pm |

    Give that dog a bone

  4. Marum | 3:43 pm |

    Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard,
    To get her poor dog a bone,
    The dog said tut tut,
    Just get me a slut,
    For I have a bone of my own.

    (Anon.)

  5. Droll not Troll | 8:03 pm |

    After contact with a roux club, one may end up…
    😎
    ..battered.

  6. Droll not Troll | 9:34 pm |

    Poochie the Wonder Dog; he wonders WTF is going on.

  7. boydie | 3:24 pm |

    Yes you will get it, but you won’t like what it is.

  8. DrLex | 6:35 am |

    Let’s all Christmas!

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