I prefer radhads…

Neds a brash

cames in brawn

You have hear lice? I have hear lice, every time I listen to politician. Lice, lice, and more lice! Why they no tell troot?

Blands have more fon.

I can also see sounds and smell numbers.

All treatment will be performed under a local synaesthetic.

Obey Calar!

Hare’ Krishna.

Breach me! Breach me! And make me scleam.

This young lady woke up to find she had turned a pikish purplley colour.

Apparently, she had been violetted.

Try it again Sam

Marum | 6:28 am |
This young lady woke up to find she had turned a pinkish purpley colour.

Apparently, she had been violetted.

In fact.
She was mauved to try it again.

@Marum: She wouldn’t look so sexy if she didn’t lilac that.

Hear now, gone tomorrow.

I’m calar blind – is there a discount if I get it in black and white ?

@Running Comment.

Discount will not give you a discount.

Customer: How much to get a crew-cut?

Barber: Depends on how many in your crew

It is a Potuguese hairdressing Salon which is not open.

calar (Port) = closed.

Thus. hear = listen……Listen! WE ARE CLOSED!

For two languages which sound so similar, Espanol and Portuguese are so different.

calar (Sp) = soak or suss out (slang)

Thus (Sp); Te tenemos muy calado = We’ve got your number.

Not surprised at the loss of information, phonetically speaking