Still warm!

posted on 6 Dec 2019 in Drinks

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Japan. 

16 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    Shot? It tastes like poss!

  2. Algernon | 4:09 am |

    Showers are golden

  3. Algernon | 4:11 am |

    Looks the same inside and out

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    Caution – contents may be recycled.

  6. Marum | 4:40 am |

    Suntory Yellow Labe; Whisky.

  7. Running Comment | 5:49 am |

    – Bartender, gimme a Yellow Shot !
    – Certainly Sir, if you just care to follow me to the men’s room., I will have it ready for you in a jiffy.

  8. Running Comment | 5:52 am |

    Gives a new meaning to “Old Yellow Stain Blues”.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lRoVFdbBNc

  9. Eggrish | 6:02 am |

    You would actually have to pee on this can a long time to get it to thaw.

  10. Classic Steve | 1:19 pm |

    To be served in a shot glass?

  11. Marum | 12:36 pm |

    When the Nipps have their drinks cold. They mean cold.

  12. Marum | 12:37 pm |

    Beware of this drink. It’s full of liquid Nitrogen.

    Boiling Point of N2 = 195.8C

  13. Marum | 12:41 pm |

    EDIT -195.8C Thus the -196C on the label.

  14. Marum | 12:56 pm |

    @Eggrish 06 02

    Assuming the can is 350ml. (A Guiness can is 440ml)

    It should take an Urine volume of approx 1.1 litres to bring the temp up to 0.0C

    Less 0.2% for the volume of Alcohol C2H60.
    Ethyl alcohol C2H6O has an SG of 0.8
    Water H2O has an SG of 1.0

    Alcohol has a lower Calorific equivalent than water.

  15. Marum | 1:21 pm |

    NB. I did not allow for the loss of temperature (to the air) between the end of your penis and whatever container you have the can in. also I did not allow for the calorific equivalent of the econtainer, or radiation to the surrounding air. Thus the equation become more complex, than at first glance.

    Assuming you have it on a bench a foot lower than your pelvic bone, there would be about 10% difference maximum, plus a variation of a couple of inches – say another 0.5% – due to the various lengths of a flaccid penises.

    I am assuming a flaccid penis length variation of 3 to 6 inches.

    therefore 1 .5 – 2.0 litres of urine should be adequate at say an air temperature of 30C. (Note I live in QlD) Lower temperatures might increase the volume of urine required.

    If you try to minimize the air-gap, you penis may become stuck to the can. In which case, continue peeing. You should unfreeze your self

    WARNING: Do not try this at home. We have fully qualified dickheads, who do these experiments.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:52 am |

    @Marum: Anything needing 1litre+ of urine in a short time becomes a team effort..

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