Finally… one without poison…

posted on 23 Jan 2020 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of “Spiral”.

17 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    No poison tasteless? What about Thallium?

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    About those hooks…CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

  3. Algernon | 4:19 am |

    No need to pee in the shower.

  4. Algernon | 4:20 am |

    Indest is tasteless.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |

    Mildewproof. Paul Lynde couldn’t use one, either.

    Anybody remember Mildew Wolf?

  6. Running Comment | 4:50 am |

    Sola dosis facit venenum.
    -Paracelcus

  7. DrLex | 5:02 am |

    Safely lickable without any (after)taste, a quality every serious customer looks for in a shower curtain.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:13 am |

    That’s all very well, but is this curtain waterproof?

  9. coffeebot | 9:40 am |

    After years of complaints about the poisonous and toxic bathroom products, manufacturers finally listened.

  10. Marum | 2:12 pm |

    I can think of someting very interesting, that my lady and I could do with twelve unbreakable curtain hooks.

  11. Marum | 2:14 pm |

    Running Comment | 4:50 am |

    Well kids might lick the curtain repeatedly. The poison may be cumulative like Arsenic.

  12. Marum | 2:32 pm |

    Dear Peva Company,
    what do you, and your would-be envioronmentally friendly pack of wankers, think you are up to?

    I bought your Shower Cutain, and some of your bathroom products.Then I proceeded to wash my pet Rabbit using your shampoo. His eyes went all red, and damn near fell out.

    If you had tested your products on animals, like any reputable cmpany, this would never have happened.

    One very dissatisfied customer.

    GFY….Marum.

  13. Marum | 8:36 pm |

    Paracelcis = Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim.

    What a magnificent name.

  14. Eggrish | 2:08 am |

    Finally, I can eat a shower curtain without worry.

  15. Droll not Troll | 3:21 am |

    The top caption has changed, so I guess the Engrishwebmaster must have googled PEVA. For those who didn’t, it’s not Engrish. PolyEthylene Vinyl Acetate is a much less toxic plastic than PVC.

  16. Marum | 4:02 pm |

    @DNT 0321. Who cares. As long as it does not wrap around you, like you have been mummified.

  17. M.U. | 2:07 pm |

    Tasteless AND ructable? I’m sold!

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