I used to dehydrate mops as a kid…

posted on 3 Jan 2020 in Chinglish, Household Items, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Gav.
Mop made in China. 

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  1. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    As my granny used to say: “Screw the rod and spoil the child under the bar.”
    Or something like that.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    OK then; I guess I can speed up under about 3 to 6 can, but after that my drinking pace really slows down.

  3. Algernon | 4:46 am |

    Can be ring for further ise

  4. Algernon | 4:50 am |

    Just add water I guess

  5. Droll not Troll | 5:27 am |

    The gently up and down move is my favourite, especially when cleaning tant.

  6. Droll not Troll | 5:29 am |

    Furnitrue, a product of honest carpenters.

  7. Frank Burns | 6:17 am |

    Stone Temple Pilots returned theirs because it wouldn’t clean their Wicked Garden.

  8. Marum | 6:25 am |

    De hydration is more fun, when it’s beer.

  9. Marum | 6:27 am |

    For cars, I normally use a Mopar.

  10. Marum | 2:36 pm |

    @DNT 0529. Cabinetmeekers – The cabinetmeekers shall inherit the living space.

  11. Anomoly | 3:18 pm |

    I like cleaning the kind garden with my spin mop

  12. Droll not Troll | 12:15 am |

    Kind garden is a nursery school for plants.

  13. Droll not Troll | 12:17 am |

    @Marum 1436: And then you go BROOM! BROOM!

  14. Marum | 8:42 pm |

    @DNT above. Especially the Mopars. Unless you manage to Dodge that bit.

  15. Marum | 3:27 pm |

    In fact. “A Mopar is best.” Chrys all er friends.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:51 pm |

    @Marum: We need to make a Valiant effort to cease these terrible puns!

  17. Marum | 6:14 pm |

    @DnT above. OK I’ll make a Galant effort to De so to.

  18. Marum | 12:00 am |

    Although it will probably remain as a Sigma on my character. There will be some who say I must have a three Ply mouth, to pronounce some of the mangled words I have produced, or it must operate at 300C. But enough, I am no Avenger wishing to Centur a Viper like attack on my detractors. I will not Ram my opinion on anyone, but give everyone Far go.

    Farewell Sunshine, I will now clim a Hill man, and go on a Rampage.

  19. Marum | 12:01 am |

    EDIT: climb.

    Gasp….Marum Katze.

  20. Tom41 | 2:10 pm |

    Always check under the bar for children before activating your screw rod!

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