Don’t walk toward the light!

posted on 26 Feb 2020 in Chinglish, Toys

I just wanna be faster than whom.

Photo courtesy of Josef Väcklén.

22 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:03 am |

    Whom?
    Oh, he’s the guy on first base.

  2. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    Well I don’t know.

  3. Algernon | 4:05 am |

    I don’t accept whom.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    It’s the “cat butt” kick board post again.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    According to the first line, it appears to be some kind of weight loss device.

  6. Running Comment | 4:23 am |

    Early board catches the whom.

  7. Running Comment | 4:25 am |

    That thing in the middle of ‘SCOTER’ looks suspiciously like a….

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:43 am |

    @RC 4:25am: …kiss from Donnie?

  9. Running Comment | 5:29 am |

    @DnT, 4.43 am: Yes, everyone accepts this fact.

  10. Frank Burns | 5:58 am |

    It’s an ad for suppositories right?

  11. DrLex | 7:22 am |

    Rectum? Damn near challenged ’em early.

  12. DrLex | 7:39 am |

    @Droll not Troll 4:05: yes, but we haven’t seen that arsehole logo from this angle yet.

  13. James | 8:51 am |

    When you do a special 360 jump, you become upwardly mobile too. It’s one of those idempotent skateboards, if you follow.

  14. Marum | 3:36 pm |

    No doubt a couple of Chinese Madeins would go well before supper.

  15. Marum | 3:40 pm |

    @Dr Lex 0739. Well Chrysler have a “Puckered Bum” as their logo.

    Why not?

  16. Droll not Troll | 6:26 pm |

    Peyote buttons included?

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:32 pm |

    @DrLex 7:39 am: Well, in this timeline. it IS important to study arseholes from every angle, to make sure we don’t elect them!

  18. Marum | 5:19 pm |

    @DNT 0739. US politics seems to be a joke like ours.

    Between Don and Hillaryarse, they got the “least worse” candidate. (As different from the best)

    Same with us, between Morrison and Shorten. We also got the least worse.

    On a grammatical note; I used “from” instead of “too” on purpose. ie. Both are totally different from what best/ideal candidates would be. I considered “than”.

  19. Marum | 7:17 pm |

    EDIT too = to

  20. Marum | 5:05 pm |

    @James 0851. Therefore one to the tenth power timeses 0 = SFA.

    Or if you put in a complaint 100 times, you will get the same result as if you put it in once.

  21. Marum | 5:08 pm |

    I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS (fact?)

  22. Droll not Troll | 2:47 am |

    This is not even one of Kellyanne Conway’s “alternate” facts.
    This is an alternate universe fact!

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