Feeling lost? Try english.

posted on 4 Feb 2020 in Chinglish, Stationery

Photo courtesy of Sk8r.
Notebook found in China. 

17 captions

  1. algernon | 10:52 pm |

    Before or after Brexit

  2. algernon | 10:52 pm |

    Not a pad for other languages

  3. Marum | 1:40 am |

    Ah. A real english newtbook.

  4. Marum | 1:42 am |

    Also in copperplate.

  5. Marum | 1:49 am |

    “Would you like to come up and see my designs, my dear?”

    ‘But it’s blank sir.’

    “That’s correct my dear. My designs are on you.”

    ‘But sir. My book has not been written in yet.’

    “That’s all right. I believe I have enough lead in my pecncil.”

  6. Marum | 1:50 am |

    EDIT: pencil

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    It’s time to stop ignoring the relevant in the room.

  8. Eggrish | 4:23 am |

    we are meaningful: English
    we are meaningless: Engrish

    I chosen Engrish for the great happenings, although meaningless. Thank.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |

    Are we recyclable?

  10. Running Comment | 4:58 am |

    “The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear of being contradicted leads the writer to strip himself of almost all sense and meaning.”
    – WSC

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:32 am |

    IYKWIMAITYD.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |

    Connotation is made at here.

  13. Marum | 1:47 pm |

    Das Buch der Engländer

  14. Droll not Troll | 11:08 pm |

    I don’t expect great English in a plain, brown rapper.
    Yeah, I know what I typed. 😛

  15. Marum | 7:40 am |

    @DnT 2308. Did you say? “A plain Brown raper.”

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:19 pm |

    @ Marum 0740: I don’t know him at all, don’t know what he’s about, don’t know where he comes from, know nothing about him. I can only tell you this thing is a big hoax.

  17. Marum | 7:52 pm |

    @DNT. above. I thought it may have been Kobe Bryant.

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