I gotta hear the haas

posted on 12 Feb 2020 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

No haas in the muaic…

Photo courtesy of Tommi Kärkkäinen.
Found on package for Bluetooth speaker. 

17 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    Meh. I tried listening to Boats and it sounded like ship.

  2. Running Comment | 4:18 am |

    My hoovercraft is full of headphones.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |

    Did you hear about the doofus who liked listening to Pansy Division? He went shopping for a pair of homophones.

  4. DrLex | 4:39 am |

    Boats by Dr. Drone

  5. DrLex | 4:41 am |

    Muaic doesn’t move you, but boats do. Unless someone forgot to lift the anchor of course.

  6. Marum | 5:01 am |

    Five note chords move me….To leave.

  7. Marum | 5:04 am |

    Q: “What is the difference between good Chinese music, and bad Chinese music?”

    A: ‘Oh! About ten kilometers.’

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:06 am |

    Normal headphones don’t cut it. Get some abnormal headphones.

  9. Marum | 5:06 am |

    Please yourself Chang old chap. But I would never stick a headphone up my haas.

  10. Marum | 5:19 am |

    Almost as funny as the Gerbil news story:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U_YwUu_PNs

  11. Algernon | 10:48 am |

    I love the sound if boats, my ears hear them

  12. Algernon | 10:49 am |

    My boats here ear

  13. Eggrish | 5:09 pm |

    Boats make waves that really submerge you in the music.
    – Boats, by Dr. Drown

  14. Marum | 8:39 pm |

    @Dr Lex 0441. You don’t loft an anchor – you weigh it.

    What does an anchor weigh? STUFFED IF I KNOW!

    Weigh the anchor , raise the hatches, and batten down the mains’l, me hearties. ARRRRR.

  15. Marum | 8:40 pm |

    loft = lift (typo)

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:03 am |

    If your boats don’t fit properly, give them a tug.

  17. Kristo-Ham | 2:55 pm |

    I have one of these and it says “baas” instead of “haas”. So I guess most headphones can’t handle sheep noises either.

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