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posted on 21 Feb 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Did your meal just frottage me?

Photo courtesy of B.B.
Menu found in Chiang Mai, Thailand. 

25 captions

  1. Running Comment | 4:03 am |

    Pork in spicy lemon sauce ? The things they come up with…

  2. Algernon | 4:03 am |

    That one will bowel you over

  3. Algernon | 4:05 am |

    Comes from somewhere

  4. Running Comment | 4:06 am |

    Derek !! Not while we’re eating …!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |

    Rectum? Damn near killed ’em!
    /obligatory

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |

    Sex on a plate is cheap here.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:49 am |

    Reading past the fancy words, obviously, the whole menu is about PORKing!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |

    @RC 4:03: That spicy lemon sauce stings a bit when you pork in it
    …or so I’m told.

  9. DrLex | 5:01 am |

    I am confused. Is it the front or rear tube?

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:15 am |

    @DrLex: Sometimes, front tube in rear tube. 😉

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:46 am |

    …or are you just glad to see me?

  12. Chris | 8:05 am |

    I’ll have the omelette du frottage

  13. coffeebot | 8:21 am |

    That’s nasty. Can I have seconds?

  14. Frank Burns | 8:40 am |

    …and an hour later you’re horney again.

  15. Marum | 2:34 pm |

    You can colon us, night or day.

  16. Droll not Troll | 3:52 pm |

    How would you like your eggs?
    Fertilised?

  17. Marum | 1:19 am |

    Customer: “Does the waitress come with the desert trolley?”

    Maître d’hôtel: ‘No. But she gets a bit puffed on busy nights.’

  18. Running Comment | 10:19 am |

    – Have you decided, Sir ? Perhaps the inner orgasm this evening ?
    – No thank you, I’ll settle for a simple Cesarian salad,

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:15 pm |

    Maybe it’s an inscrutable Chinese way of saying “Go f*** yourself!”

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:21 pm |

    @Chris: Beware of the frottage cheese!

  21. Peter Chan | 6:21 pm |

    Dinnergasm . . . the ultimate dining experience

  22. Eggrish | 6:44 pm |

    Waiter, I would like to do the orgasm plate in the minestrone position.

  23. James | 10:09 am |

    Waiter: did you enjoy your meal?

    Me: Cum again?

  24. Droll not Troll | 4:48 pm |

    You, too, can become an ex-spurt on Thai food.

  25. Droll not Troll | 4:50 pm |

    … or egg-spurt?
    I’m still working on that one.

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