Fire away

Sounds like the Australian Summer

I fear for the pandas

Trees are shooting everywhere.
Be afraid, be very afraid!

Any tree in the forest has the right to bear arms, and any other part of a bear that dies nearby.

This sign was approved by Smokey the bears arms.

Now, now; let’s not go off half-cocked!

Dropping at Pochinki next time?

It’s a typo. They meant “fie on everyone”.

It’s tourist season-you can shoot them now!

Range in the artillery. Raise the Mortars, and launch the Drop-beers.

The trees may look green.
But each one’s a marine,
And even the grasses,
Will kick all your ar$e$.

Is this gorilla warfare?

@algernon 0403. Let them take their chances, Don’t panda to them.

Call in Puff the Magic Dragon.

I think I saw a few of these around the outbreak of the Vietnam war!

Run, forest, run!

@FB 2:20 pm:
Puff the Magic Dragon
Lived by a tree
His bollocks in the awesome fist
Of a man called Connolly.

‘What are all those explosions?’

“They’re shelling the peas.”

Get off our lawn!

@DnT 1617. Wasn’t that Sean Connelly, who played the great toking British spy – James Bong.

Star Wars: A Forest Story! The plots just keep improving.

@James 0212. Figures. I always thought Star Whores was alittle bit twee.

@Marum 1706: Agent 420. Licensed to chill.

I used to love the way everyone would run from one side of the set to the other crashing into walls and things. Hadn’t they heard of f—ing seatbelts.

Also, if there were no cliches Starwhores would implode.

Phrases on stun Scotty. “Och aye Cap’n, ma front teeth will fall out if I hold this stupid bloody accent much longer.” “Why don’t you ask Jerkoff.”

‘Chekov Scotty. Chekov.’