Please cut only adults.

posted on 9 Mar 2020 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Romain Rouchet.
Found in China. 

14 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |

    Sage advice

  2. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    The poor child, what did they do.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |

    Please keep out of children, or we will send Lorena Bobbitt to deal with you!

  4. James | 4:51 am |

    Could it be a King Double Ceramic Knife?

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:52 am |

    Yes, let’s worry about knife abuse first.

  6. Frank Burns | 5:04 am |

    This means you too Sideshow Bob.

  7. Running Comment | 5:06 am |

    This knife business has gotten me on edge.

  8. Chris | 7:03 am |

    That’s not a knife.

  9. DrLex | 7:51 am |

    But what if the children are the only soft material within reach? I can’t risk damaging the knife edge…

  10. Eggrish | 9:31 am |

    Knife only for kids who like to cut up.

  11. Marum | 11:44 am |

    Kids are far better than a wooden knife-block.

  12. Marum | 12:48 pm |

    If you don’t keep out of children, I imagine the other prisoners won;t be keeping out of you.

  13. Marum | 4:17 pm |

    Instruction 1. Why would you use the back of the knife instead of the sharp side.
    Double edged knives encourage indecision.

  14. Marum | 3:37 am |

    That’s not a knife.

    It’s the long swift sword of Sigfried.

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