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Just I want your here.
Where can gift shop?
Wish your open earlier.
Photo courtesy of Martin Kou.
Found in Shenzhen, China.
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That’s what she said
Don’t be premature
So you’re in early
Wish my next caption
– I’m coming, Officer … I’m coming!!
Be careful what you wish for.
Like everything, the more effort you make, the better it is.
OK! See if you can make it past two inches and three seconds, this time.
Use a wish bone.
Don’t drop your load at the entrance.
Try to get it way down in the basement.
Look, Ma! No hands!
Wanna see my magic wand?
Well!
If your second coming takes over 2,000 years. You are going to wear out a few lovers.
As Fritz said as he shoved his mother over a cliff:
“Look Hans no ma.”
Actually. The second coming isn’t all that hard
But. The fifth one often is.
Is the sign from a house of ill repute?
Marum: You must be young.
@markm 0705. Not any more mate.
But when I was 17, my lady was that interesting.
At my age now. I think I’ve given it up.
Please pay if you want your next coming!
I wonder what that arrow represents (and those open flaps it’s penetrating).