Clothing

Some of the funniest Engrish around can be found on t-shirts, jackets, and other clothes. The problem is not many have their cameras ready when they see a classic shirt walking down the street.

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Tie those races…

posted on 19 Nov 2025 in Clothing, Signs

Sandals would be nice…

Photo courtesy of Natalie Barringer.
Shoe rack spotted in Japan. 

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Guys, it’s not a swimming pool…

posted on 18 Nov 2025 in Chinglish, Clothing

Alone. I like it alone…

Photo courtesy of Nari Stephens.
Spotted in China. 

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Universal language…

posted on 7 Nov 2025 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of M. Wilson.

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No time like the preent…

posted on 14 Oct 2025 in Clothing

Preent company excluded…

Photo courtesy of Leah Zoller.
Shirt found in Japan. 

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I swear I’ll do something crazy…

posted on 10 Oct 2025 in Clothing

I imagine this is what sex is like…

Photo courtesy of Leah Zoller.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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Slightly worse than night terrors…

posted on 9 Oct 2025 in Clothing

Just glad it’s not wakeful terrorists…

Photo courtesy of Leah Zoller.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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Does this mean I’m saved?

posted on 8 Oct 2025 in Clothing

And on the 8th day things got kinky…

Photo courtesy of Leah Zoller.
T-shirt spotted in Japan.

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Listen to what I sey…

posted on 24 Sep 2025 in Clothing

Is anybody out there?

Photo courtesy of KT.
T-shirt spotted in Japan. 

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Builds strong bones and cheerfulness…

posted on 23 Sep 2025 in Clothing

And poop. It becomes poop…

Photo courtesy of KT.
Shirt found in Japan. 

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Narcolepsy penguin is hilarious…

posted on 18 Sep 2025 in Clothing

Penguins don’t sleep, they dissociate…

Photo courtesy of Justin V.
Shirt spotted in Japan. 

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