Drinks make up a big part of the Engrish experience. In Japan, there are about 10 vending machines per capita (well, almost 10), and you can see the latest drinks just by walking the streets. Titles change by the season so there is always a good supply.
Wow, my black tea only gives me hypertension.
Photo courtesy of Alexei Stephenson.
Found at Meiji Shrine in Tokyo, Japan.