Drinks make up a big part of the Engrish experience. In Japan, there are about 10 vending machines per capita (well, almost 10), and you can see the latest drinks just by walking the streets. Titles change by the season so there is always a good supply.

Safety sealed – pull pin to open.

posted on 1 Feb 2017 in Drinks


Why do I taste C4?

Photo courtesy of Day Wrenn.

Don’t spill’em.

posted on 14 Jan 2017 in Drinks


Hmm…tastes like regular guts.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Coffee found in Japan. 

This sentence is refreshing efficiency.

posted on 22 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Drinks


I prefer my tea less moist.

Photo courtesy of Woody Lee.
Tea from China.

You said you wanted something strong.

posted on 3 Aug 2016 in Drinks


…and then we fermented it for a month…

Photo courtesy of Tom Quarmby.
Tea from Japan. 

Robot layoffs!

posted on 27 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Drinks, Vending Machines


Will vend for food…

Photo courtesy of Michael Smith.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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