Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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If you’re on fire, wait for further instructions…
It takes a lot more than being on fire to make me panic…
Photo courtesy of Bruce C.
Spotted at hotel in China.
(18 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)
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Careful, or he’ll treat you like 3-month-old luggage…
Photo courtesy of Al Lambert.
Hotel info spotted in China.
(26 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5)Loading...We’re trying to address the sudden influx of thick staffs…
To be fair, all our rooms are slippery…
Photo courtesy of Sonja C.
Found at a Japanese hotel.
(23 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)Loading...Keep your dirthy fingers pertneated…
Wash man is probably on the sofa…
Photo courtesy of Jason.
(28 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...Classic mistake giving to the hole…
Photo courtesy of Dra.
Spotted in Japan.
(32 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)Loading...Thanks, Dr Mengele…
I’ll be needing my skin back…
Photo courtesy of Patricia Yarrow, Tokyo.
Spotted at a changing room in a sports store.
(32 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)Loading...Yes of course you’re allowed to not smoke…
I would buy if the store was on…
Photo courtesy of Cameron Tovey.
Found at an Internet Cafe in Tokyo.
(32 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)Loading...I was forbid the short circuit, and Bang…
Time and tide defend no man…
Photo courtesy of Robert O.
(35 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)Loading...At least the store has no bad habits…
If you buy the store, you still can’t smoke…
Photo courtesy of Koksy B.
Found at a convenience store in Japan.
(21 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)Loading...I envy the leisure class…
Global oil goes right through’em…
Photo courtesy of Michael C.
Front and back of tag that came with shoes.
(27 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...
