Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

I don’t walk the vertical way

posted on 28 Dec 2011 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of Winnie Lau.
Instructions given at train station to get to the
Instant Ramen Museum in Osaka, Japan. 

Still not as dangerous as the Snapper

posted on 2 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Instructions

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Photo courtesy of Dustin Travis.
Dog shock collar from Hong Kong.

I just wanted to swim…

posted on 4 Oct 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Photo courtesy of H. Foster.
Found in Thailand.

I don’t want to read their sign for the potty…

posted on 26 Sep 2011 in Instructions

I already took a shower in Korean…

Photo courtesy of Vanessa van der Vinden.
Found at an onsen in Shikoku, Japan.

Here is not – repeat, not a dog pasture…

posted on 31 Aug 2011 in Instructions, Signs


Photo courtesy of Clayton Colburn.
Sign found outside of Yoyogi Park, Tokyo.
“Fn” likely meant as ‘fun’ (pronounced ‘foon’) meaning dog poop.

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