The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Photo courtesy of Aymeric Penven.
Found in a club bathroom in Shanghai, China.
And thou shalt turn thy valve counterclockwise.
Photo courtesy of Joep Boink.
Found near firehose reel at hotel in Shenyang, China.