The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Please cut only adults.

posted on 9 Mar 2020 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Romain Rouchet.
Found in China. 

There’s a methodto themadness.

posted on 19 Feb 2020 in Chinglish, Instructions

As a result of buying thank you.

Photo courtesy of Paula Fegan.

I used to dehydrate mops as a kid…

posted on 3 Jan 2020 in Chinglish, Household Items, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Gav.
Mop made in China. 

Mankind’s worst enemy, the elusive chothes sandwich.

posted on 12 Dec 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of Seth Myers.
Found in China. 

Step one, find small aircraft.

posted on 6 Nov 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of David E.

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