Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Clasp too much and extinction occurs.

posted on 16 Dec 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Cagey G.
Imported from China. 

Don’t cover that load!

posted on 25 Sep 2018 in Instructions, Signs

Shelf also becomes a flotation device.

Photo courtesy of Chris. 
Found in Japan at public bath. 

If when harmness, fasten fidy.

posted on 15 Sep 2018 in Bags/Packaging, Instructions

I’ve been doing sauna wrong all along…

Photo courtesy of Arpa Joakim.

Wait, I think I left the ions on…

posted on 22 Jul 2018 in Instructions

Dear-Guest

I told you never use electric kiln near the baby!

Photo courtesy of Lianne Cheng.
Found in Vietnam.

Does your entrance hole have ramp?

posted on 2 Mar 2018 in Instructions, Signs

time-of-an-on-store

Go to settings, set manners mode to ON.

Photo courtesy of Cameron Tovey.
Found in Tokyo. 

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