The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

I have six mouths to feed…

posted on 28 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions


Photo courtesy of Todd D.
Instructions from a flashlight.
“Kellery” and “bellary” = battery (I think…).

I was trying to forget about the camp…

posted on 16 Sep 2016 in Instructions


Photo courtesy of UA.
Found in Osaka hotel (Japan). 

Get your flu shot yet?

posted on 15 Sep 2016 in Instructions


Photo courtesy of U.A.
Found at Mt. Fuji hotel, Japan. 

Everybody is so skinny around here…

posted on 25 Aug 2016 in Instructions, Signs


Never don’t check out before 11.

Photo courtesy of Matthew Wilkens.
Found in hotel in Sagamihara, Japan. 

You’re on MY happy time, now.

posted on 15 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

digital-frame-instructionsThis is why important instructions.

Photo courtesy of Roger Steed.
Digital picture frame instructions from China.

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