The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Billy, you can pull my finger when you’re 4…

posted on 30 Jul 2019 in Bags/Packaging, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Laura Hatten.

This is why I have orthotics.

posted on 5 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Please–no more talk about shaft bending…

Photo courtesy of James Cowan.
Found on imported ping pong table.

Did I mention it was Chinese?

posted on 26 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Chinaese knot good.

Photo courtesy of John Welch.
Found on a Chinese tassel. 

Still single? Try it!

posted on 23 May 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Heat resistance is futile…

Photo courtesy of Annabelle. 

Must be an xmas helicopter…

posted on 11 May 2019 in Instructions, Toys

I have afterbody issues.

Photo courtesy of Robb Koether.
Instructions from a toy helicopter. 

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