Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Notice to passengers

posted on 9 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of Alec Wreford.
Rules for riding a rollercoaster at theme park in Chongqing, China.

Now slather it good with a basecoat…

posted on 7 Aug 2014 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of F. Clark.

Defecate normally please

posted on 24 Jul 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Richard Coombes.
Found at a park in Hanoi, Vietnam. 

Proper use?

posted on 22 Jul 2014 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of  Christian V. Wennerlin.
Instructions found on lens cleaning kit package. 

Swimming Rules

posted on 7 Jul 2014 in Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of Bernd Armbruster.
Found at beach in Okinawa, Japan. 

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