The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

I have the opinion: manner up!

posted on 23 Aug 2015 in Instructions


As for thanking you in advance!

Photo courtesy of Kyle.
Found at Tipness sports gym in Tokyo, Japan.

Degum it! Follow the rules.

posted on 4 Aug 2015 in Clothing, Instructions


Photo courtesy of Tristan Winslow.
Label found on shoes from China.


posted on 2 Aug 2015 in Instructions


Photo courtesy of Rosy Southwell.
Found at youth hostel in Japan.

Scrapings for all occassions

posted on 15 Jul 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions


Photo courtesy of Y.R.
Packaging from a party popper.

Dear All Lady, try to hold it in…

posted on 9 Jul 2015 in Instructions, Signs


Photo courtesy of Martin Simpson.
Found at youth hostel in Miyajima, Japan.

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