Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Started off with so much promise…

posted on 10 Jan 2018 in Instructions

window-cleaning

Photo courtesy of Sasha Jasty.
Found at hotel in Kawasaki, Japan.

Please cherish to look at what you did.

posted on 2 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions

attention-hotel-sign

Foul stuff is your responsible.

Photo courtesy of Marieke van Dijk.
Found in Yunnan, China.

Warm reminder

posted on 28 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

warm-reminder

Photo courtesy of Marieke van Dijk.
Found in Yunnan, China.

I’ll take weapon rotten furniture for $400 please, Alex.

posted on 19 Sep 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

dear-guest

Photo courtesy of Dan M.
Found in China.

Don’t do the bustmp if you can’t pay the correiative!

posted on 1 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

tourist-notice

Looks like you can delete speel rockery from my bucket list…

Photo courtesy of Alex Jones.
Found in Linyi City, Shandong, China.

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