Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Happy Day of a Pumpkin!

posted on 31 Oct 2014 in Instructions

I still believe in the Miracle of the Great Pumpkin…

You could blow if you suck!

posted on 31 Aug 2014 in Instructions

Sucking hazards: bane of thick lips.

Photo courtesy of Dale Minter.
Found on an NEC dust filter from Japan. 

Notice to passengers

posted on 9 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of Alec Wreford.
Rules for riding a rollercoaster at theme park in Chongqing, China.

Now slather it good with a basecoat…

posted on 7 Aug 2014 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of F. Clark.

Defecate normally please

posted on 24 Jul 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Richard Coombes.
Found at a park in Hanoi, Vietnam. 

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