The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Step one, find small aircraft.

posted on 6 Nov 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of David E.

Billy, you can pull my finger when you’re 4…

posted on 30 Jul 2019 in Bags/Packaging, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Laura Hatten.

This is why I have orthotics.

posted on 5 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Please–no more talk about shaft bending…

Photo courtesy of James Cowan.
Found on imported ping pong table.

Did I mention it was Chinese?

posted on 26 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Chinaese knot good.

Photo courtesy of John Welch.
Found on a Chinese tassel. 

Still single? Try it!

posted on 23 May 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Heat resistance is futile…

Photo courtesy of Annabelle. 

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