Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Information

posted on 2 Aug 2015 in Instructions

information

Photo courtesy of Rosy Southwell.
Found at youth hostel in Japan.

Scrapings for all occassions

posted on 15 Jul 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

party-popper

Photo courtesy of Y.R.
Packaging from a party popper.

Dear All Lady, try to hold it in…

posted on 9 Jul 2015 in Instructions, Signs

dear-all-lady

Photo courtesy of Martin Simpson.
Found at youth hostel in Miyajima, Japan.

That’s it, lightly.

posted on 19 Jun 2015 in Instructions

rub-old-horny-lightly

Now my left foot–I’m still horny.

Photo courtesy of Chris Nichols.
Found at Daiso store in Canada.

I have a neck, can I use the theater?

posted on 13 Jun 2015 in Instructions, Signs

cannot-use
I’m becoming pregnant right now.

Photo courtesy of Jean-Marc Leguerrier.
Found at the Osaka maritime museum.

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