Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

I’ll take weapon rotten furniture for $400 please, Alex.

posted on 19 Sep 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

dear-guest

Photo courtesy of Dan M.
Found in China.

Don’t do the bustmp if you can’t pay the correiative!

posted on 1 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

tourist-notice

Looks like you can delete speel rockery from my bucket list…

Photo courtesy of Alex Jones.
Found in Linyi City, Shandong, China.

Work piece has had his eye on you for a while…

posted on 7 Jul 2017 in Instructions

hit-on-you

Photo courtesy of Tony M.

Guess you’ll have to stay in the car, Uncle Bill.

ratchaprapha-dam-sign

Gotta leave that Hammond over there…

Photo courtesy of Paul de Newtown.
Found near Phuket, Thailand.

I don’t like according to rules…

posted on 18 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

notice-to-tourist-of-bicycle

I’m more of a tourist of bus.

Photo courtesy of George.
Found in Guangdong, China.

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