Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

We have limitly before 70 minutes.

posted on 22 May 2017 in Instructions, Signs

sweets-paradise

I tapped my heels but there’s still leftovers…

Photo courtesy of Emma Orsvärn.
Sweets Paradise found in Tokyo, Japan.

Her last words…

posted on 24 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

dear-dont-trample-me

I thought I’d immortalize them.

Photo courtesy of Jason Smith.
Found in Guangzhou, China.

Jimmy, put the sword back in your luggage.

posted on 20 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

notices

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Found in Shanghai, China.

But is it sandproof ward?

posted on 17 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

waterproof-bag

You’ll have to MAKE me enjoy the fun…

Photo courtesy of Lee Peterson.

Doesn’t the toilet get flashed enough?

posted on 14 Mar 2017 in Instructions, Signs

flashing

Photo courtesy of James.
Found in Japan. 

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