Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

I used to dehydrate mops as a kid…

posted on 3 Jan 2020 in Chinglish, Household Items, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Gav.
Mop made in China. 

Mankind’s worst enemy, the elusive chothes sandwich.

posted on 12 Dec 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of Seth Myers.
Found in China. 

Step one, find small aircraft.

posted on 6 Nov 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of David E.

Billy, you can pull my finger when you’re 4…

posted on 30 Jul 2019 in Bags/Packaging, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Laura Hatten.

This is why I have orthotics.

posted on 5 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Please–no more talk about shaft bending…

Photo courtesy of James Cowan.
Found on imported ping pong table.

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