Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

That’s the wrong kind of attaintion!

posted on 14 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

C’mon, guys, let’s go random somewhere else…

Photo courtesy of Charlie D.
Found in China. 

Sorry ma’am, have to cite you for tartness.

posted on 12 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Use approved diaport stations only.

Photo courtesy of E.M.
Found in China. 

Happy Day of a Pumpkin!

posted on 31 Oct 2014 in Instructions

I still believe in the Miracle of the Great Pumpkin…

You could blow if you suck!

posted on 31 Aug 2014 in Instructions

Sucking hazards: bane of thick lips.

Photo courtesy of Dale Minter.
Found on an NEC dust filter from Japan. 

Notice to passengers

posted on 9 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of Alec Wreford.
Rules for riding a rollercoaster at theme park in Chongqing, China.

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