Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

I have the opinion: manner up!

posted on 23 Aug 2015 in Instructions

request-of-the-manner-up

As for thanking you in advance!

Photo courtesy of Kyle.
Found at Tipness sports gym in Tokyo, Japan.

Degum it! Follow the rules.

posted on 4 Aug 2015 in Clothing, Instructions

Label

Photo courtesy of Tristan Winslow.
Label found on shoes from China.

Information

posted on 2 Aug 2015 in Instructions

information

Photo courtesy of Rosy Southwell.
Found at youth hostel in Japan.

Scrapings for all occassions

posted on 15 Jul 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

party-popper

Photo courtesy of Y.R.
Packaging from a party popper.

Dear All Lady, try to hold it in…

posted on 9 Jul 2015 in Instructions, Signs

dear-all-lady

Photo courtesy of Martin Simpson.
Found at youth hostel in Miyajima, Japan.

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