Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

These bowls are made for stomping!

posted on 11 Mar 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Mommy, I have to do a private task…

Photo courtesy of Morgan Jones.
Found in Thailand hotel. 

When they start walking…

posted on 9 Mar 2019 in Instructions, Menus

So tender…

Photo courtesy of Zasha Weinberg.
Found at breakfast buffet in Tokyo (warning for honey). 

Clasp too much and extinction occurs.

posted on 16 Dec 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Cagey G.
Imported from China. 

Don’t cover that load!

posted on 25 Sep 2018 in Instructions, Signs

Shelf also becomes a flotation device.

Photo courtesy of Chris. 
Found in Japan at public bath. 

If when harmness, fasten fidy.

posted on 15 Sep 2018 in Bags/Packaging, Instructions

I’ve been doing sauna wrong all along…

Photo courtesy of Arpa Joakim.

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