The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Still single? Try it!

posted on 23 May 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Heat resistance is futile…

Photo courtesy of Annabelle. 

Must be an xmas helicopter…

posted on 11 May 2019 in Instructions, Toys

I have afterbody issues.

Photo courtesy of Robb Koether.
Instructions from a toy helicopter. 

These bowls are made for stomping!

posted on 11 Mar 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Mommy, I have to do a private task…

Photo courtesy of Morgan Jones.
Found in Thailand hotel. 

When they start walking…

posted on 9 Mar 2019 in Instructions, Menus

So tender…

Photo courtesy of Zasha Weinberg.
Found at breakfast buffet in Tokyo (warning for honey). 

Clasp too much and extinction occurs.

posted on 16 Dec 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Cagey G.
Imported from China. 

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