Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Does your entrance hole have ramp?

posted on 2 Mar 2018 in Instructions, Signs

time-of-an-on-store

Go to settings, set manners mode to ON.

Photo courtesy of Cameron Tovey.
Found in Tokyo. 

Experience? Please do acceptance.

posted on 25 Feb 2018 in Instructions, Signs

BBCafe

Is that of juxtaposition? Ok, you can bring.

Photo courtesy of Bill Mauritzen.
Found at internet cafe in Tokyo. 

It’s a sigh! Use life safety…

posted on 7 Feb 2018 in Instructions

6-Rules-of-Skiing

Don’t give harm: put on the stop!

Photo courtesy of Al. 
Found in Japan.

Make your Bingyu dream come true!

posted on 25 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

information-for-by-boat

Photo courtesy of Mark Allen.
Found in China.

Started off with so much promise…

posted on 10 Jan 2018 in Instructions

window-cleaning

Photo courtesy of Sasha Jasty.
Found at hotel in Kawasaki, Japan.

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