The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
Thanks, that Pin the Shan really hurt my eye.
Photo courtesy of Taylor Ericsen-Miller.
Head lantern made in China.
Missing call aroused by no power–sounds like a personal problem.
Photo courtesy of Jim Tomlinson.
Portable phone charger instructions.
Photo courtesy of Todd D.
Instructions from a flashlight.
“Kellery” and “bellary” = battery (I think…).