Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

You could blow if you suck!

posted on 31 Aug 2014 in Instructions

Sucking hazards: bane of thick lips.

Photo courtesy of Dale Minter.
Found on an NEC dust filter from Japan. 

Notice to passengers

posted on 9 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of Alec Wreford.
Rules for riding a rollercoaster at theme park in Chongqing, China.

Now slather it good with a basecoat…

posted on 7 Aug 2014 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of F. Clark.

Defecate normally please

posted on 24 Jul 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Richard Coombes.
Found at a park in Hanoi, Vietnam. 

Proper use?

posted on 22 Jul 2014 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of  Christian V. Wennerlin.
Instructions found on lens cleaning kit package. 

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