Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

That’s it, lightly.

posted on 19 Jun 2015 in Instructions

rub-old-horny-lightly

Now my left foot–I’m still horny.

Photo courtesy of Chris Nichols.
Found at Daiso store in Canada.

I have a neck, can I use the theater?

posted on 13 Jun 2015 in Instructions, Signs

cannot-use
I’m becoming pregnant right now.

Photo courtesy of Jean-Marc Leguerrier.
Found at the Osaka maritime museum.

Purpose of Safe in Social

posted on 11 Jun 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

purpose-of-safe-in-social

Photo courtesy of M.C.
Found in Cambodia hostel/hotel. 

Hotel is many things…

posted on 31 May 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

stinking-thing-are-hotel

Photo courtesy of Rachel McLennan.
Found in a Vietnam hotel.

Mmm commercial flavor just like Mom’s!

posted on 28 May 2015 in Bags/Packaging, Instructions

pickled-begetable-bag
This tastes good…I want to soak it.

Photo courtesy of Jay Kelly.
Found in Japan. 

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