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		<title>I don&#8217;t walk the vertical way</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 11:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo courtesy of Winnie Lau. Instructions given at train station to get to the Instant Ramen Museum in Osaka, Japan. ]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Photo courtesy of Winnie Lau.</em><br />
<em>Instructions given at train station to get to the </em><br />
<em>Instant Ramen Museum in Osaka, Japan. </em></p>
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		<title>Still not as dangerous as the Snapper</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 11:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week! Photo courtesy of Dustin Travis. Dog shock collar from Hong Kong.]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Also check out the <strong><a href="http://www.engrish.com/adults-only/" target="_blank">Adult Engrish of the Week</a></strong>!<br />
Photo courtesy of Dustin Travis.</em><br />
<em>Dog shock collar from Hong Kong.</em></p>
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		<title>I just wanted to swim&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.engrish.com/2011/10/i-just-wanted-to-swim/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 11:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo courtesy of H. Foster. Found in Thailand.]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Photo courtesy of H. Foster.<br />
Found in Thailand. </em></p>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t want to read their sign for the potty&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.engrish.com/2011/09/i-dont-want-to-read-their-sign-for-the-potty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 11:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I already took a shower in Korean&#8230; Photo courtesy of Vanessa van der Vinden. Found at an onsen in Shikoku, Japan.]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">I already took a shower in Korean&#8230;</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Photo courtesy of Vanessa van der Vinden.<br />
Found at an onsen in Shikoku, Japan. </em></p>
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		<title>Here is not &#8211; repeat, not a dog pasture&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.engrish.com/2011/08/here-is-not-repeat-not-a-dog-pasture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 11:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo courtesy of Clayton Colburn. Sign found outside of Yoyogi Park, Tokyo. &#8220;Fn&#8221; likely meant as &#8216;fun&#8217; (pronounced &#8216;foon&#8217;) meaning dog poop.]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Photo courtesy of Clayton Colburn.<br />
Sign found outside of Yoyogi Park, Tokyo.</em><br />
<em>&#8220;Fn&#8221; likely meant as &#8216;fun&#8217; (pronounced &#8216;foon&#8217;) meaning dog poop.</em></p>
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		<title>Rud-a-dud dud</title>
		<link>http://www.engrish.com/2011/08/rud-a-dud-dud/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 11:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For use in the shower or tud&#8230; Photo courtesy of Eva Zeller.]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">For use in the shower or tud&#8230;</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Photo courtesy of Eva Zeller.</em></p>
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		<title>What a rocker combination!</title>
		<link>http://www.engrish.com/2011/08/what-a-rocker-combination/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2011 11:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo courtesy of Kirsteen Faulkner. Found at a Tokyo hotel.]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Photo courtesy of Kirsteen Faulkner.<br />
Found at a Tokyo hotel.</em></p>
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