Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Swimming Rules

posted on 7 Jul 2014 in Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of Bernd Armbruster.
Found at beach in Okinawa, Japan. 

Our furniture is particular about furniture

posted on 13 Jun 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

All our reality is uncorrupted…

Photo courtesy of James Lindsay.
Found in a Bangkok, Thailand hotel. 

Hold on to your psychopaths

posted on 4 Jun 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Goodchild.
Spotted in China. 

Not only you are it follow this!

posted on 24 Mar 2014 in Instructions

You should be accused!

Photo courtesy of G.P.
Posted on apartment door of foreign tenant in Japan. 

We look forward to worshipping you

posted on 23 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions

Shall I turn the bed, Lord?

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Johnson.
Found in the “services” booklet provided by a hotel in Jiaozuo, Henan, China.

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