Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Get your flu shot yet?

posted on 15 Sep 2016 in Instructions

prevention-of-influenza

Photo courtesy of U.A.
Found at Mt. Fuji hotel, Japan. 

Everybody is so skinny around here…

posted on 25 Aug 2016 in Instructions, Signs

never-dont-sleep

Never don’t check out before 11.

Photo courtesy of Matthew Wilkens.
Found in hotel in Sagamihara, Japan. 

You’re on MY happy time, now.

posted on 15 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

digital-frame-instructionsThis is why important instructions.

Photo courtesy of Roger Steed.
Digital picture frame instructions from China.

Let’s suggest: use the violin mute.

posted on 24 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

practicing

In seriously say, this only jokes.

Photo courtesy of Aymeric Penven.
Found in a club bathroom in Shanghai, China.

Replace good friend contact!

posted on 13 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions, Video Games

headphone-microphone

Speak into the ear Michael.

Photo courtesy of Rachael Gordon.
Xbox 360 headset from China.

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