The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Let’s suggest: use the violin mute.

posted on 24 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions


In seriously say, this only jokes.

Photo courtesy of Aymeric Penven.
Found in a club bathroom in Shanghai, China.

Replace good friend contact!

posted on 13 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions, Video Games


Speak into the ear Michael.

Photo courtesy of Rachael Gordon.
Xbox 360 headset from China.

Blessed art thou among firefighters.

posted on 7 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions


And thou shalt turn thy valve counterclockwise.

Photo courtesy of Joep Boink.
Found near firehose reel at hotel in Shenyang, China.

Vegetable peeler instructions

posted on 30 Jun 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Instructions


Photo courtesy of Stuart Patterson.
From back of a vegetable peeler package. 

Did we mention science and technology?

posted on 21 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions


Photo courtesy of Kevin Ensor.
Instructions from the box of a squeeze flashlight.

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