The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Experience? Please do acceptance.

posted on 25 Feb 2018 in Instructions, Signs


Is that of juxtaposition? Ok, you can bring.

Photo courtesy of Bill Mauritzen.
Found at internet cafe in Tokyo. 

It’s a sigh! Use life safety…

posted on 7 Feb 2018 in Instructions


Don’t give harm: put on the stop!

Photo courtesy of Al. 
Found in Japan.

Make your Bingyu dream come true!

posted on 25 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs


Photo courtesy of Mark Allen.
Found in China.

Started off with so much promise…

posted on 10 Jan 2018 in Instructions


Photo courtesy of Sasha Jasty.
Found at hotel in Kawasaki, Japan.

Please cherish to look at what you did.

posted on 2 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions


Foul stuff is your responsible.

Photo courtesy of Marieke van Dijk.
Found in Yunnan, China.

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