Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Jimmy, put the sword back in your luggage.

posted on 20 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

notices

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Found in Shanghai, China.

But is it sandproof ward?

posted on 17 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

waterproof-bag

You’ll have to MAKE me enjoy the fun…

Photo courtesy of Lee Peterson.

Doesn’t the toilet get flashed enough?

posted on 14 Mar 2017 in Instructions, Signs

flashing

Photo courtesy of James.
Found in Japan. 

Ma’am, spleen back in the boat!

organs-outside-the-boat

Everybody, all aboard…not you, alcoholic.

Photo courtesy of Michaella Hughes.
Found at Kaho Sok National Park in Thailand.

Been a while since I refused to yellow…

posted on 14 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

tip

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangxi, China.

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