The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Plop it in

posted on 7 May 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions, Media

Photo courtesy of Michael Borowiak.
Floppy disk drive made in China. 

I LOVE protecting people.

posted on 3 Apr 2015 in Instructions

I’m sorry but the shower is one of yer most crime ridden spots.

Photo courtesy of Eric Lindsey.
Found in USA, made in China. 

That’s the wrong kind of attaintion!

posted on 14 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

C’mon, guys, let’s go random somewhere else…

Photo courtesy of Charlie D.
Found in China. 

Sorry ma’am, have to cite you for tartness.

posted on 12 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Use approved diaport stations only.

Photo courtesy of E.M.
Found in China. 

Happy Day of a Pumpkin!

posted on 31 Oct 2014 in Instructions

I still believe in the Miracle of the Great Pumpkin…

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