Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Feiyan Health Tea Instructions (for fatty)

posted on 6 Nov 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

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Photo courtesy of Greg Jenner.
Tea from China.

If you’re looking for good, wrong outlet.

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More swimming, less sleeping.

Photo courtesy of Alix Schweitzer.
Found at hotel in Jordan.

Just throw that trash in the basement.

posted on 8 Oct 2015 in Instructions

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Now you’ve made the toilet worried…

Photo courtesy of Linus Knutsson.
Restroom found in restaurant in Japan.

This can used!

posted on 3 Oct 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

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Body on the terrace or we don’t have a live deal…

Photo courtesy Vincent.
Instructions for oil container found in China.

What did I say about doing other?

posted on 28 Sep 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

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We reserve the right to asseverate.

Photo courtesy of Holly Stockham.
Found in guesthouse in Laos.

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