The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
Missing call aroused by no power–sounds like a personal problem.
Photo courtesy of Jim Tomlinson.
Portable phone charger instructions.
Photo courtesy of Todd D.
Instructions from a flashlight.
“Kellery” and “bellary” = battery (I think…).