The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

If you’re looking for good, wrong outlet.


More swimming, less sleeping.

Photo courtesy of Alix Schweitzer.
Found at hotel in Jordan.

Just throw that trash in the basement.

posted on 8 Oct 2015 in Instructions


Now you’ve made the toilet worried…

Photo courtesy of Linus Knutsson.
Restroom found in restaurant in Japan.

This can used!

posted on 3 Oct 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions


Body on the terrace or we don’t have a live deal…

Photo courtesy Vincent.
Instructions for oil container found in China.

What did I say about doing other?

posted on 28 Sep 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions


We reserve the right to asseverate.

Photo courtesy of Holly Stockham.
Found in guesthouse in Laos.

Is my costume polite?

posted on 17 Sep 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions


What kind of park prohibits explosions?

Photo courtesy of Casper Johansen.
Taken in Hue, Vietnam.

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