Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Sexy headphones

posted on 11 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

fondle-admiringly

Photo courtesy of Barbara Flindt.
Dtech headphones found in China.

The springing action will drive them nuts!

posted on 24 Nov 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

out-of-their-minds

Photo courtesy of Suzanne Berlandier.
Instructions found with child’s toy.

Feiyan Health Tea Instructions (for fatty)

posted on 6 Nov 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

chinese-tea

Photo courtesy of Greg Jenner.
Tea from China.

If you’re looking for good, wrong outlet.

help-pond

More swimming, less sleeping.

Photo courtesy of Alix Schweitzer.
Found at hotel in Jordan.

Just throw that trash in the basement.

posted on 8 Oct 2015 in Instructions

kanazawa_toilet

Now you’ve made the toilet worried…

Photo courtesy of Linus Knutsson.
Restroom found in restaurant in Japan.

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