Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
Try their shampoo–it fights cancer
I heard plague causes cavities
Photo courtesy of S.B.
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Oh, I’m gonna so ruin this toilet…
Please swallow nature.
Photo courtesy of A.P.
Posted outside public restroom in Guangzhou, China.
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Welcome to Hotel New Kamakura!
posted on 24 Jul 2012 in Instructions
Photo courtesy of Teresa Lai.
Found at hotel in Kamakura, Japan.
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Instructions for the Naughty Palace
Photo courtesy of Sara Bradford.
Sign outside of a playground in Cambodia.
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Then open the door to turn the knob
Photo courtesy of John Haines.
Found in China.
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