The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
Shall I turn the bed, Lord?
Photo courtesy of Benjamin Johnson.
Found in the “services” booklet provided by a hotel in Jiaozuo, Henan, China.
My chopsticks split up a long time ago…
Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Chopsticks box found in China.