The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Work body again good

posted on 16 Jan 2014 in Instructions

Clean immodesties with plain water!

Photo courtesy of Ishtiaq Alam.
Paint set instructions.  

This sticks, big time

posted on 14 Jan 2014 in Instructions

Suck it anywhere!

Photo courtesy of Scott Phelps.
Instructions for magnetically mounted light bar. 

Always consult your cockroach before use

posted on 30 Dec 2013 in Chinglish, Instructions

Please knock before entering cockroaches room.

The Civilization Service Norm

posted on 3 Dec 2013 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

I stopped coming when they outlawed looking down on others…

Photo courtesy of Julia Wong.
Spotted in China. 

Repairs the D!

posted on 17 Oct 2013 in Chinglish, Clothing, Instructions

Improves uncivilized life feeling!

Photo courtesy of Dave Castle.
Bought in Greece, made in China. 

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