The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

There’s a whole lotta elbow shakin’ goin’ on…

posted on 15 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions


This is a no bawdry zone, wench.

Photo courtesy of Adrian Whittleworth.
Found in Jiaxing, Zhejian Province, China.

Only cavorting permitted…

posted on 13 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions


Photo courtesy of Hilary Elchelberger.
Found in Xi’an, China.

I have the opinion: manner up!

posted on 23 Aug 2015 in Instructions


As for thanking you in advance!

Photo courtesy of Kyle.
Found at Tipness sports gym in Tokyo, Japan.

Degum it! Follow the rules.

posted on 4 Aug 2015 in Clothing, Instructions


Photo courtesy of Tristan Winslow.
Label found on shoes from China.


posted on 2 Aug 2015 in Instructions


Photo courtesy of Rosy Southwell.
Found at youth hostel in Japan.

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