The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
And thou shalt turn thy valve counterclockwise.
Photo courtesy of Joep Boink.
Found near firehose reel at hotel in Shenyang, China.
I can tell it’s never going to work.
Photo courtesy of Gabriel Vine.
Instructions for magnetic door stop from China.