The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Ma’am, spleen back in the boat!


Everybody, all aboard…not you, alcoholic.

Photo courtesy of Michaella Hughes.
Found at Kaho Sok National Park in Thailand.

Been a while since I refused to yellow…

posted on 14 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions


Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangxi, China.

Can it cut over function? Yes!

posted on 15 Dec 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions


Thanks, that Pin the Shan really hurt my eye.

Photo courtesy of Taylor Ericsen-Miller.
Head lantern made in China.

I can’t help it if the buildings keep shifting…

posted on 2 Nov 2016 in Instructions


Photo courtesy of Glenn Kennedy.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

My water proff is the deepest!


We go a little crazy when you wear cut-offs.

Photo courtesy of Cassie B.
Found in Acapulco, Mexico.

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