Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

You sound pessimistic…

posted on 13 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

screw-it-up

I can tell it’s never going to work.

Photo courtesy of Gabriel Vine.
Instructions for magnetic door stop from China.

Don’t say we didn’t tell you!

posted on 9 Mar 2016 in Instructions, Signs

food-allergy

Yeah, good luck with that allergy…

Photo courtesy of Marcel van Kervinck.
Found at Tokyo Starbucks (no other English found).

Mind your own business garbage.

posted on 29 Dec 2015 in Instructions, Signs

life-garbage

But this is recreational garbage…

Photo courtesy of Pavel Viaznikov.
Found in Roppongi, Tokyo. 

Where you going, bellboy?

posted on 12 Dec 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

that-to-make

She survived…in cold blood.

Photo courtesy of Kate Ebbutt.

Sexy headphones

posted on 11 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

fondle-admiringly

Photo courtesy of Barbara Flindt.
Dtech headphones found in China.

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