Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Maoling Museum Looperation

posted on 19 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of  Yaofeng Chen.
Found in China. 

What? No neuropaths in roller chairs?

posted on 28 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions

Swimming disguises available upon request.

Photo courtesy of Kathryn Schmidt.
Spotted in China. 

I’ll never use a fork again…

posted on 25 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions

My chopsticks split up a long time ago…

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Chopsticks box found in China. 

Work body again good

posted on 16 Jan 2014 in Instructions

Clean immodesties with plain water!

Photo courtesy of Ishtiaq Alam.
Paint set instructions.  

This sticks, big time

posted on 14 Jan 2014 in Instructions

Suck it anywhere!

Photo courtesy of Scott Phelps.
Instructions for magnetically mounted light bar. 

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