Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Rud-a-dud dud

posted on 24 Aug 2011 in Instructions, Toiletries

For use in the shower or tud…

Photo courtesy of Eva Zeller.

What a rocker combination!

posted on 20 Aug 2011 in Instructions


Photo courtesy of Kirsteen Faulkner.
Found at a Tokyo hotel.

Policy at TIT Tower

posted on 17 Aug 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Frans Beeris.
Found in Thailand.

Pay Attation!

posted on 4 Aug 2011 in Bags/Packaging, Instructions


Photo courtesy of Malcom Aitchison.

Great, but what do I do with all these wet screws?

posted on 23 Jul 2011 in Instructions

For use on Phillip’s head…

Photo courtesy of John Jantzen.
Manual of hair dryer.

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