Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Hotel is many things…

posted on 31 May 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

stinking-thing-are-hotel

Photo courtesy of Rachel McLennan.
Found in a Vietnam hotel.

Mmm commercial flavor just like Mom’s!

posted on 28 May 2015 in Bags/Packaging, Instructions

pickled-begetable-bag
This tastes good…I want to soak it.

Photo courtesy of Jay Kelly.
Found in Japan. 

Plop it in

posted on 7 May 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions, Media

Photo courtesy of Michael Borowiak.
Floppy disk drive made in China. 

I LOVE protecting people.

posted on 3 Apr 2015 in Instructions

I’m sorry but the shower is one of yer most crime ridden spots.

Photo courtesy of Eric Lindsey.
Found in USA, made in China. 

That’s the wrong kind of attaintion!

posted on 14 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

C’mon, guys, let’s go random somewhere else…

Photo courtesy of Charlie D.
Found in China. 

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