Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Now slather it good with a basecoat…

posted on 7 Aug 2014 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of F. Clark.

Defecate normally please

posted on 24 Jul 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Richard Coombes.
Found at a park in Hanoi, Vietnam. 

Proper use?

posted on 22 Jul 2014 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of  Christian V. Wennerlin.
Instructions found on lens cleaning kit package. 

Swimming Rules

posted on 7 Jul 2014 in Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of Bernd Armbruster.
Found at beach in Okinawa, Japan. 

Our furniture is particular about furniture

posted on 13 Jun 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

All our reality is uncorrupted…

Photo courtesy of James Lindsay.
Found in a Bangkok, Thailand hotel. 

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