The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Wait, I think I left the ions on…

posted on 22 Jul 2018 in Instructions


I told you never use electric kiln near the baby!

Photo courtesy of Lianne Cheng.
Found in Vietnam.

Does your entrance hole have ramp?

posted on 2 Mar 2018 in Instructions, Signs


Go to settings, set manners mode to ON.

Photo courtesy of Cameron Tovey.
Found in Tokyo. 

Experience? Please do acceptance.

posted on 25 Feb 2018 in Instructions, Signs


Is that of juxtaposition? Ok, you can bring.

Photo courtesy of Bill Mauritzen.
Found at internet cafe in Tokyo. 

It’s a sigh! Use life safety…

posted on 7 Feb 2018 in Instructions


Don’t give harm: put on the stop!

Photo courtesy of Al. 
Found in Japan.

Make your Bingyu dream come true!

posted on 25 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs


Photo courtesy of Mark Allen.
Found in China.

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