The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Vegetable peeler instructions

posted on 30 Jun 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Instructions


Photo courtesy of Stuart Patterson.
From back of a vegetable peeler package. 

Did we mention science and technology?

posted on 21 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions


Photo courtesy of Kevin Ensor.
Instructions from the box of a squeeze flashlight.

You sound pessimistic…

posted on 13 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions


I can tell it’s never going to work.

Photo courtesy of Gabriel Vine.
Instructions for magnetic door stop from China.

Don’t say we didn’t tell you!

posted on 9 Mar 2016 in Instructions, Signs


Yeah, good luck with that allergy…

Photo courtesy of Marcel van Kervinck.
Found at Tokyo Starbucks (no other English found).

Mind your own business garbage.

posted on 29 Dec 2015 in Instructions, Signs


But this is recreational garbage…

Photo courtesy of Pavel Viaznikov.
Found in Roppongi, Tokyo. 

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