Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone - none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
Clock Instructions
See cord for real shocker…
Photo courtesy of Annick Lavoie.
Alarm clock from Hiroshima’s Central Hotel.
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Magic Flyer Instructions
Hey, show it to Tom Cruise and see what happens…
Photo courtesy of Reverend Timothy.
Product originally from China.
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Battery Instructions
If you can swallow a D battery,
you got problems anyway…
Photo courtesy of Jim Carlton.
Found in a 4 pack of AA batteries in Austria.
Some have written in to say that the
illustration is from Homestarrunner.
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MP3 Player Manual Foreword
Photo courtesy of Stewart Webb.
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Internet Operationing Instructions
Photo courtesy of Stefanos Koltsidopoulos.
Found in China hotel.
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