The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Not only you are it follow this!

posted on 24 Mar 2014 in Instructions

You should be accused!

Photo courtesy of G.P.
Posted on apartment door of foreign tenant in Japan. 

We look forward to worshipping you

posted on 23 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions

Shall I turn the bed, Lord?

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Johnson.
Found in the “services” booklet provided by a hotel in Jiaozuo, Henan, China.

Maoling Museum Looperation

posted on 19 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of  Yaofeng Chen.
Found in China. 

What? No neuropaths in roller chairs?

posted on 28 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions

Swimming disguises available upon request.

Photo courtesy of Kathryn Schmidt.
Spotted in China. 

I’ll never use a fork again…

posted on 25 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions

My chopsticks split up a long time ago…

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Chopsticks box found in China. 

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