The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Guess you’ll have to stay in the car, Uncle Bill.


Gotta leave that Hammond over there…

Photo courtesy of Paul de Newtown.
Found near Phuket, Thailand.

I don’t like according to rules…

posted on 18 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions


I’m more of a tourist of bus.

Photo courtesy of George.
Found in Guangdong, China.

We have limitly before 70 minutes.

posted on 22 May 2017 in Instructions, Signs


I tapped my heels but there’s still leftovers…

Photo courtesy of Emma Orsvärn.
Sweets Paradise found in Tokyo, Japan.

Her last words…

posted on 24 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs


I thought I’d immortalize them.

Photo courtesy of Jason Smith.
Found in Guangzhou, China.

Jimmy, put the sword back in your luggage.

posted on 20 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions


Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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