The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Started off with so much promise…

posted on 10 Jan 2018 in Instructions


Photo courtesy of Sasha Jasty.
Found at hotel in Kawasaki, Japan.

Please cherish to look at what you did.

posted on 2 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions


Foul stuff is your responsible.

Photo courtesy of Marieke van Dijk.
Found in Yunnan, China.

Warm reminder

posted on 28 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs


Photo courtesy of Marieke van Dijk.
Found in Yunnan, China.

I’ll take weapon rotten furniture for $400 please, Alex.

posted on 19 Sep 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions


Photo courtesy of Dan M.
Found in China.

Don’t do the bustmp if you can’t pay the correiative!

posted on 1 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions


Looks like you can delete speel rockery from my bucket list…

Photo courtesy of Alex Jones.
Found in Linyi City, Shandong, China.

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