Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
Fruit/Vegetable Peeler Package Instructions (contains 4 letter word)
Who knew peeling vegetables was so complicated?
Photo courtesy of Meghan D’Mello.
Found in Chinese discount store in India.
Image of back of a fruit/vegetable peeler package.
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The custodian must be read it as follow!
Photo courtesy of Marcus Antonsson.
Photo of toy box.
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Once upon a time…
“Please hold. Your story is very important to us.”
Found in a small hotel in Kyoto, Japan.
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But I’ve got half a pack of danger product left!
Oh, you’ll take it like a man…
Photo courtesy of David.
Sign found at a funicular railway in Japan.
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I under stand
Don’t worry: I have insurance for person hurt
Photo courtesy of Tom Prior.
From a shredder manual bought in the US (made in China?).
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