The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

But is it sandproof ward?

posted on 17 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions


You’ll have to MAKE me enjoy the fun…

Photo courtesy of Lee Peterson.

Doesn’t the toilet get flashed enough?

posted on 14 Mar 2017 in Instructions, Signs


Photo courtesy of James.
Found in Japan. 

Ma’am, spleen back in the boat!


Everybody, all aboard…not you, alcoholic.

Photo courtesy of Michaella Hughes.
Found at Kaho Sok National Park in Thailand.

Been a while since I refused to yellow…

posted on 14 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions


Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangxi, China.

Can it cut over function? Yes!

posted on 15 Dec 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions


Thanks, that Pin the Shan really hurt my eye.

Photo courtesy of Taylor Ericsen-Miller.
Head lantern made in China.

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