The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Can it cut over function? Yes!

posted on 15 Dec 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions


Thanks, that Pin the Shan really hurt my eye.

Photo courtesy of Taylor Ericsen-Miller.
Head lantern made in China.

I can’t help it if the buildings keep shifting…

posted on 2 Nov 2016 in Instructions


Photo courtesy of Glenn Kennedy.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

My water proff is the deepest!


We go a little crazy when you wear cut-offs.

Photo courtesy of Cassie B.
Found in Acapulco, Mexico.

Farewell the five bucks…

posted on 28 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions


Missing call aroused by no power–sounds like a personal problem.

Photo courtesy of Jim Tomlinson.
Portable phone charger instructions.

I have six mouths to feed…

posted on 28 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions


Photo courtesy of Todd D.
Instructions from a flashlight.
“Kellery” and “bellary” = battery (I think…).

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