Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

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It’s a sigh! Use life safety…

posted on 7 Feb 2018 in Instructions

6-Rules-of-Skiing

Don’t give harm: put on the stop!

Photo courtesy of Al. 
Found in Japan.

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Make your Bingyu dream come true!

posted on 25 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

information-for-by-boat

Photo courtesy of Mark Allen.
Found in China.

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Started off with so much promise…

posted on 10 Jan 2018 in Instructions

window-cleaning

Photo courtesy of Sasha Jasty.
Found at hotel in Kawasaki, Japan.

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Please cherish to look at what you did.

posted on 2 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions

attention-hotel-sign

Foul stuff is your responsible.

Photo courtesy of Marieke van Dijk.
Found in Yunnan, China.

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Warm reminder

posted on 28 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

warm-reminder

Photo courtesy of Marieke van Dijk.
Found in Yunnan, China.

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I’ll take weapon rotten furniture for $400 please, Alex.

posted on 19 Sep 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

dear-guest

Photo courtesy of Dan M.
Found in China.

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Don’t do the bustmp if you can’t pay the correiative!

posted on 1 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

tourist-notice

Looks like you can delete speel rockery from my bucket list…

Photo courtesy of Alex Jones.
Found in Linyi City, Shandong, China.

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Work piece has had his eye on you for a while…

posted on 7 Jul 2017 in Instructions

hit-on-you

Photo courtesy of Tony M.

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Guess you’ll have to stay in the car, Uncle Bill.

ratchaprapha-dam-sign

Gotta leave that Hammond over there…

Photo courtesy of Paul de Newtown.
Found near Phuket, Thailand.

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I don’t like according to rules…

posted on 18 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

notice-to-tourist-of-bicycle

I’m more of a tourist of bus.

Photo courtesy of George.
Found in Guangdong, China.

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