Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

Table Lamp Instructions

posted on 5 Apr 2010 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Lance & Laura Ostman.
Instructions that came with table lamp (made in China).

Entering the tower…

posted on 4 Nov 2009 in Chinglish, Instructions



Photo courtesy of Pius Ott.
Found at the Pearl Tower in Shanghai, China.

Instructions for the tourist…

posted on 29 Oct 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Alison Honey.
Sign found at mall in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
Some have suggested Paragon Mall is in Bangkok or Singapore.

Bad Room

posted on 16 Mar 2009 in Instructions

Good: Walk-in closet. Bad: Angry hornets.

 

Photo courtesy of Ken.
Found in Japan real estate materials.  

Having trouble with my Leet ear…

posted on 2 May 2008 in Instructions

 

 

Photo courtesy of Drazen Djordjevic.

Headphones from China. 

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