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It actually conditions as you chew!

posted on 17 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

shampoo-ribs

Massage ribs in mouth. Let sit for 2 minutes. Swallow and repeat.

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Menu found in Guangzhou, China.

Gramdma, can I have a samdwich?

posted on 15 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

gramdmother-food-grains

Johnny, give Gramdpa a hamd.

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangxi, China.

Anything smaller?

posted on 13 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

small-cock-for-a-while

My wife says she’s tired of this.

Menu found in China.
Photo submitted by Štefan Kološa.

Meatball fries, your time has come!

posted on 29 Dec 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

mustache-is-tiny-squid

My wife would like a demon moustache.

Photo courtesy of Nathaniel Try.
Found in Thailand. 

Makes you feel like crap

posted on 28 Dec 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

breakfast-bowel-salad

Photo courtesy of Kent Kwong.
Found at Beijing hotel.

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