Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Only on my birthday…

posted on 10 Jun 2026 in Signs

Lend a hand…

Photo courtesy of E. Sides.
Spotted in Japan. 

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The owner is a sonfabitch…

posted on 9 Jun 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Retail does that to ya…

Photo courtesy of E. Hurst.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan (back in 2005).

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Surprisingly, it’s in the building code…

posted on 8 Jun 2026 in Signs

We lose more delivery boys that way…

Photo courtesy of Ellen Sides.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Don’t expect the gate agent to help…

posted on 4 Jun 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Did you have it the luggage insure?

Photo courtesy of E. Maney.
Spotted in China. 

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The first step to pleasantlyment…

posted on 2 Jun 2026 in Signs

This is how we all get along…

Photo courtesy of Drew. 
Spotted at a cafe in Japan. 

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I get a feeling they have beans…

posted on 29 May 2026 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Drew.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Blast that ugly off…

posted on 25 May 2026 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Let the real you shine through…

Photo courtesy of Doug Templeton.
Spotted in Korea. 

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Don’t forget to mumble…

posted on 22 May 2026 in Instructions, Signs

Wait, that’s the hostage situation instructions…

Photo courtesy of Don Claunch.
Spotted in Japanese hotel. 

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Got any more of that amenity?

posted on 20 May 2026 in Signs

Come for the amenity, stay for the A&V…

Photo courtesy of David Thomas.
Found in Japan. 

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It’s also when…

posted on 14 May 2026 in Signs

Now you know…

Photo courtesy of D.D.
Spotted in Japan. 

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