I like you. You’ve been bad.

Photo courtesy of Erik Elder.
Christmas card found in Japan. 

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Sit. Stay. Bake for a half hour at 350.

Photo courtesy of Dave Stewart.
Spotted in Osaka, Japan.

Probably… Mom’s dead

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Stationery found in Japan.

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Inside:  “Just a matter of time my friend…”

Photo courtesy of Miko Hayashi.
Greeting card found in Shinjuku, Tokyo.

What do you get a Nihilist for Christmas?

Photo courtesy of Joakim Fannick.
Notebook found in Taiwan.

But he’s still a bear and has bear needs…

Photo courtesy of Joakim Fannick.
Stationery found in Taiwan.

I didn’t even know we had to take notes in exotic dancing class…

Photo courtesy of PetSugar.
Stationery set from Japan.