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- If anything, reading the manual made it worse… (4.95 out of 5)
Right there’s your problem - got too much mehee in your muhym…
Photo courtesy of Joshua Steinberg. Instructions on a blood pressure cuff.
- The WNBA has asked for no more dong throwing… (4.95 out of 5)
Everyone’s a little bet coward…
Photo courtesy of Michelle L. Blouse spotted in Japan.
- I’m a little less formal with my Internet…
(4.93 out of 5)
Sexframe is what got me this ankle bracelet…
Photo courtesy of Adam Krueger. Spotted in China.
- Did I leave my flush drive in the stall? (4.91 out of 5)
I only farted. It was a flush in the pan…
Photo courtesy of Leander K. Spotted in China.
- Thank goodness I’m stuck in the past… (4.90 out of 5)
Stay here. Now.
Photo courtesy of E.D. Spotted in Japan.
- When was this planket washed last? (4.90 out of 5)
Non-hole of water is why our crops failed…
Photo courtesy of Hillary Knox. Spotted at guest house in Cambodia.
- And yet we keep selling them… (4.89 out of 5)
Goes well with the crap you just bought…
Photo courtesy of Tom G. Found in China.
- I blame the roosters… (4.89 out of 5)
Actually, I prefer slutty chicks…
Photo courtesy of J.R.
- Please explained… (4.89 out of 5)
Is this your lost?
Photo courtesy of DV Hinsbergen. Spotted in China.
- This is why I like quiet kids… (4.88 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Alex Grant.
- There will be hairs… (4.88 out of 5)
By law we can’t call it fresh…
Photo courtesy of Martin Fackler. Spotted in Korea.
- Hi! How’s your weekend? (4.88 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Simon JH. T-shirt spotted in Hong Kong.
- Mostly spiders and snakes… (4.88 out of 5)
We don’t believe every dog is a good boy…
Photo courtesy of Gray Safford. Spotted in China.
- Anyone can clean… (4.87 out of 5)
My idiot brother uses these...
Photo courtesy of Roger S.
- Watch your step… (4.87 out of 5)
Am I too late?
Photo courtesy of John Griffiths. Spotted in Japan.
- I can hold your wallet for you… (4.87 out of 5)
Do you need me to read you the menu?
Photo courtesy of Gregor. Found in Kanazawa, Japan.
- What could me more natural? (4.87 out of 5)
Don’t say you haven’t tried it before…
Photo courtesy of John Hawkins. Spotted in Japan.
- I was conceived in a head-on collision. (4.86 out of 5)
I had an accident 18 years ago, now I have to pay for its college.
Photo courtesy of Michael T. Spotted in India.
- I love all the Neaputs gang… (4.86 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Matt Ka. Shirt spotted in China.
- I’m on an asexual diet… (4.86 out of 5)
Is it kosher?
Photo courtesy of Ellen C. Spotted in China.
- Spiritual battle rages on in my colon… (4.86 out of 5)
The righteous man eateth and vomiteth not.Photo courtesy of Bruce Hidaka-Gordon. Shirt found in Okinawa, Japan.
- Don’t be forgetfully… (4.86 out of 5)
Careful, or he’ll treat you like 3-month-old luggage…
Photo courtesy of Al Lambert. Hotel info spotted in China.
- Come back home, rubbish… (4.86 out of 5)
You mean rubbish will never be unhoused…
Photo courtesy of Monica Young. Found in China.
- Better than Zoloft! (4.86 out of 5)
Maybe drive away those kids…
Photo courtesy of Daniel Clark. T-shirt found in Tokyo.
- She’s working on that smell… (4.86 out of 5)
Consult a doctor if the hickey changes color…
Photo courtesy of Roxi. T-shirt spotted in Japan.
- You had me at orthopaedic… (4.85 out of 5)
Tell me more about the things…
Photo courtesy of Chris Storey. Spotted in Japan.
- This makes dating easier… (4.85 out of 5)
Cuteness uncertainty is problematic…
Photo courtesy of Nac Mac Feaggle. Hair salon ad spotted in Fukuoka, Japan.
- Hotel menu from Saudi Arabia (4.84 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of John Whitney Pettit. From a hotel in Saudi Arabia.
- Employee complaints are down. (4.84 out of 5)
Now HiringPhoto courtesy of Dennis S. Spotted in Japan.
- One day a year he’s not so bad… (4.84 out of 5)
I’m betting it’s not a Bible…
Photo courtesy of JR.
- Oh what a feeling… (4.84 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Kainan J.
- We’re dog people… (4.84 out of 5)
First off, have you ever seen a cat use soap?
Photo courtesy of Seth Williams. Spotted in China.
- They are touching exhibits… (4.84 out of 5)
Some of the tour is inappropriate…
Photo courtesy of R. Dodhia. Spotted in Japan.
- Smarp noshers know best… (4.84 out of 5)
Please, you don’t look smarp when you slobber…
Photo courtesy of Gray Safford. Spotted in China.
- They’re a crack team… (4.84 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of HY. Spotted in Japan.
- I’m running out of places where I can dumb. (4.83 out of 5)
If you can read this you're halfway there...Photo courtesy of Glenn Havinoviski. Found in Japan (meant to say "do not dump here").
- It’s stranger than fiction. (4.83 out of 5)
You can’t handle it...
Photo courtesy of Jaume Ros. Found in Datong, China.
- The devil made me do it… (4.83 out of 5)
Cleanliness is no longer exclusive to godliness…
Photo courtesy of T. Tramade.
- Your safety is my danger… (4.83 out of 5)
Most accidents happen when you’re safe…
Photo courtesy of Warren R. Spotted in Japan.
- Hi, I’m the shelf for Hand Warmer N04… (4.83 out of 5)
Hi, I’m Aunt Goddess. What the hell is that thing…
Photo courtesy of Trish L. Instruction manual from a Chinese-manufactured portable hand warmer.
- 404 Barber not found. (4.82 out of 5)
Are you sure you wish to exit salon?
Photo courtesy of Sarah Z. Found in China.
- Now I’m hungry. (4.82 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Joseph T. Found in Beijing restaurant.
- I KNEW they were in cahoots… (4.82 out of 5)
It’s the only way to transition from Army to the Senate…
Photo courtesy of Michael Goodman. Shirt found in Japan.
- Call the fir dep met! (4.82 out of 5)
Where there’s somk there’s fir…
Photo courtesy of Daniel Gonzalez. Spotted in China.
- i’m bubble tea (4.81 out of 5)
Do you kiss your mom with that straw?
Photo from Tr3v0r via Reddit (used with permission). Found in Thailand.
- I’m afraid of heinghts… (4.81 out of 5)
What happens if I buinp the conterior vehick?
Photo courtesy of Hunter Marshall. Sign spotted in Shanghai, China.
- Star State class of 2021 woohoo! (4.81 out of 5)
Most choose beef river powder for obvious reasons…
Photo courtesy of David Radtke. Spotted in China.
- This is gonna hurt me, Fido, more that it hurts you… (4.81 out of 5)
It’s a Great Dane and I’m constipated…
Photo courtesy of Klavs Ejsing. Spotted in Korea.
- Can’t trust feet! (4.81 out of 5)
He does only yourself...
Photo courtesy of Miyuki & Julien. T-shirt spotted in Japan.
- They wrote this too tast… (4.81 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Stephan Stewart. Van spotted in Japan.
- No injuries without permission… (4.81 out of 5)
Please hurt yourself in an organized manner…
Photo courtesy of Janet J. Spotted in China.
- Spanked tender… (4.80 out of 5)
There are some jobs that can't be replaced by machine...
Photo courtesy of John R. Menu found in China.
- Not all wealthy people… (4.80 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Vanessa Bloor. Spotted in Japan.
- If the flames don’t get ya, the explosions will… (4.79 out of 5)
Fight fire with fire!
Photo courtesy of Nick Cunningham.
Found in China.
- Then say someone made you do it… (4.79 out of 5)
Make it look like an accident...
Photo courtesy of 'Yangyang'. Found in a park in Nanjing, China.
- The fish suck anyway… (4.79 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen. Menu spotted in Yangshuo, China.
- By Order (4.79 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of ХАТТОРИ Кэихо. Found in India.
- I’m not looking forward to this. (4.79 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of James Bourne. Found at breakfast buffet in Wuxi, China hotel.
- When they start walking… (4.79 out of 5)
So tender...
Photo courtesy of Zasha Weinberg. Found at breakfast buffet in Tokyo (warning for honey).
- One major slip, and… (4.79 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of R.W. Spotted in Hong Kong.
- Sometimes we wish you were someone else… (4.79 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Graeme Hayes. Spotted in Saudi Arabia.
- Gas mask recommended… (4.79 out of 5)
For explosive growth...
Photo courtesy of Pavel. Found in Japan.
- Tomato butter soup will have you swearing like a sailor… (4.79 out of 5)
I can’t help it. When I see that luscious tomato…
Photo courtesy of Jennifer S. Hoodie found in Japan.
- My ex was kinda bossy… (4.79 out of 5)
Same shit, different notebook…
Photo courtesy of Neal Dixon. Notebook found in China.
- I think I speak for all gows when I say snooze it… (4.79 out of 5)
Can never friend too many the theys…Photo courtesy of Thomas Westbrook. T-shirt spotted in Taiwan.
- Don’t worry, I tasted everything… (4.79 out of 5)
Yep, this rice is ready...
Photo courtesy of Jim.
- Set your gamemode to MANNERS… (4.79 out of 5)
You are now allowed to NOT SMOKE…
Photo courtesy of Cameron T. Spotted in Tokyo, Japan.
- Why don’t we do it in the road… (4.79 out of 5)
Please use porking lot…Photo courtesy of Clint Bower. Spotted in China.
- Your accident is important to us… (4.79 out of 5)
Only you can prevent safety...
Photo courtesy of Steve Platt. Found in China.
- I think I’ll skip the fish today… (4.79 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of W. Chew. Menu spotted in China.
- Please, don’t anger the pillow… (4.79 out of 5)
We’re trying our best, pillow…
Photo courtesy of Manu. Found in Japan.
- Unuseful responses unwelcome (4.79 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Adam Luter. Spotted at an insurance counter in Changsha International Airport, China.
- I always wondered where the Grinch lived… (4.78 out of 5)
And have a nice day...
Sign found in Malaysia.
- They gotta do something about their chickens… (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Kimi Farley. Chinese menu.
- Diarrhoea (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Jude Simmonds. Found in Japanese women's magazine.
- Instructions for the tourist… (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Alison Honey. Sign found at mall in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Some have suggested Paragon Mall is in Bangkok or Singapore.
- I blame myself… (4.78 out of 5)
I don't know where we went wrong...
Photo courtesy of Matt Groth. Found at Asian supermarket in Sydney, Australia.
- Oh, I’m beyond pissed! (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Tammy Sawyer. Found in Korea.
- Cafeteria Sign (4.78 out of 5)
I give my life and my company, but
they just keep demanding more...
Photo courtesy of Brian Medower.
Taken from a cafeteria in Taiwan.
- Looks legit… (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of E.F. Notebook found in China.
- Passive Aggressive Engrish (4.78 out of 5)
Or we wont supply you with the antidote...
Photo courtesy of Juan Igualada. Found in a restaurant in Guangzhou, China.
- Please check pockets for children (4.78 out of 5)
Do not iron children under 12
Photo courtesy of D.S.
- Look, stuff happens! (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Dave G. Found in Gangwon Province, S. Korea.
- Crab for all situations (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Jon Henderson. Found in Thailand.
- Coke will have that effect on you… (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Jet Fraer. Found on Koh Samui, Thailand.
- English Engrish (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Bret Mackenzie. Found at a Tesco in the UK.
- This may be just my opinion… (4.78 out of 5)
Cakes are my safe place.Photo courtesy of Kevin Kelm. Found in China.
- I’ll have what she’s having… (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of BB. Found in Thailand.
- Grow hands in designated areas only. (4.78 out of 5)
Grow your hands to yourself.
Photo courtesy of Michael Morefield. Found at an aquarium in Japan.
- Knowledge doesn’t leave much to the imagination… (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Yici He. T-shirt found in Beijing.
- Because a whole child would be insane… (4.78 out of 5)
Save some for later!
Photo courtesy of Boris V. Menu from Vietnamese restaurant.
- Do not drown without a buddy! (4.78 out of 5)
Accidents can and should happen…
Photo courtesy of Marnix R. Found in China.
- To our nutizens… (4.78 out of 5)
You seem a little testes…
Photo courtesy of Markus B. Found on shorts made in China (found in Poland).
- He didn’t guard enough… (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Simon Bartz.
- Enjoy in the appointed swallowing zone… (4.78 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Dave Lyneham. Spotted in Japan.
- Or you could use the door on the right… (4.77 out of 5)
Too bad Kool Aid man thinks running low on sugar is an 'emergency'...
Photo courtesy of 'elfpoo'. Found in Okayama, Japan.
- It’s around here somewhere… (4.77 out of 5)
Photo courtesy of Eric Stephens. Found while on a hike in China.
