August 28th, 2026

That’s what she said…

We’re not gonna make it, are we…

Photo courtesy of LF.

22 votes, average: 4.50 out of 522 votes, average: 4.50 out of 522 votes, average: 4.50 out of 522 votes, average: 4.50 out of 522 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5 (22 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5, rated)
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August 27th, 2026

Did I leave my flush drive in the stall?

I only farted. It was a flush in the pan…

Photo courtesy of Leander K. Spotted in China. 

23 votes, average: 4.91 out of 523 votes, average: 4.91 out of 523 votes, average: 4.91 out of 523 votes, average: 4.91 out of 523 votes, average: 4.91 out of 5 (23 votes, average: 4.91 out of 5, rated)
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August 26th, 2026

I could tell she was sweet on me…

Normally I keep my eyes peeled but this is ridiculous…

Photo courtesy of Leah Zoller. Tea packet found in Japan. 

19 votes, average: 3.32 out of 519 votes, average: 3.32 out of 519 votes, average: 3.32 out of 519 votes, average: 3.32 out of 519 votes, average: 3.32 out of 5 (19 votes, average: 3.32 out of 5, rated)
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August 25th, 2026

Wash hands after flashing…

Photo courtesy of Laurel. Spotted in Japan. 

18 votes, average: 4.22 out of 518 votes, average: 4.22 out of 518 votes, average: 4.22 out of 518 votes, average: 4.22 out of 518 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5, rated)
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August 24th, 2026

Don’t tell summer you’re my favorite…

Is there nothing you can’t fix with pumpkin spice?

Photo courtesy of Leah Zoller. Spotted in Kyoto, Japan. 

18 votes, average: 2.83 out of 518 votes, average: 2.83 out of 518 votes, average: 2.83 out of 518 votes, average: 2.83 out of 518 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5, rated)
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August 21st, 2026

I got a fruit you can’t refuse…

Thou may’st not spurn green cherries…

Photo courtesy of Kevin Stern.

14 votes, average: 4.07 out of 514 votes, average: 4.07 out of 514 votes, average: 4.07 out of 514 votes, average: 4.07 out of 514 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5 (14 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5, rated)
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August 20th, 2026

It always starts with an impulse…

Can’t say the same for the major world…

Photo courtesy of Kirsten Bole. Tshirt spotted in Japan. 

23 votes, average: 4.70 out of 523 votes, average: 4.70 out of 523 votes, average: 4.70 out of 523 votes, average: 4.70 out of 523 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5 (23 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5, rated)
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August 19th, 2026

Watch out for Mr MacGouger…

Petty Rabbit found ways to avenge his Father’s death…

Photo courtesy of Kodai. Found on stationery in Japan.

20 votes, average: 4.35 out of 520 votes, average: 4.35 out of 520 votes, average: 4.35 out of 520 votes, average: 4.35 out of 520 votes, average: 4.35 out of 5 (20 votes, average: 4.35 out of 5, rated)
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August 18th, 2026

I’m amazed I have to say this…

Oh, next you’re gonna say sidewalk isn’t toilet…

Photo courtesy of Ken Marshall. Spotted in China.

17 votes, average: 3.71 out of 517 votes, average: 3.71 out of 517 votes, average: 3.71 out of 517 votes, average: 3.71 out of 517 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5 (17 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5, rated)
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August 17th, 2026

I can explain it but I can’t understand it for you…

What part of “pleasant” do you not understand…

Photo courtesy of Katie Meyers. Pic of a pepper shaker.

16 votes, average: 3.69 out of 516 votes, average: 3.69 out of 516 votes, average: 3.69 out of 516 votes, average: 3.69 out of 516 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5 (16 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5, rated)
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