March 30th, 2014

Comes already warm

Save some room for urinal cake

Photo courtesy of Holly Tavel.
Found in Prague, Czech Republic. 

March 29th, 2014

“Beats ‘This Little Piggie’

Honestly, you had me at QQ

Photo courtesy of Solomon.
Pencil case from China. 

March 28th, 2014

We’re almost there!

In fact, we’re right under your nose

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Clement.
Homegrown Engrish from Austin, TX. 

March 27th, 2014

This forest isn’t going to plant itself

Because heaven fruit doesn’t grow on trees

Photo courtesy of Louis du Plessis.
Found in Zengzhou, China. 

March 26th, 2014

Because round is overrated

Round peg — meet square hole.

Photo courtesy of A.P.
Found at dollar store in US (likely from China). 

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