October 28th, 2006

Please wipe first

Smells like you just stepped in a pile of Paris Hilton…


Photo courtesy of Darren Head.

Shopping center sign found in Machida, Japan.

October 27th, 2006

Hold It!

Oh man, I am going to excrete my pants…


Photo courtesy of Tony Foster.

Sign found in Taiwan. 

October 26th, 2006

Magic Flyer Instructions

Hey, show it to Tom Cruise and see what happens…


Photo courtesy of Reverend Timothy.

Product originally from China. 

October 25th, 2006

Battery Instructions

If you can swallow a D battery,

you got problems anyway…


Photo courtesy of Jim Carlton.

Found in a 4 pack of AA batteries in Austria.

Some have written in to say that the

illustration is from Homestarrunner.

October 24th, 2006

Cousin Tony?

Do I smell formaldehyde?


Photo courtesy of Vanessa Vichitvadakan.

Found in Chinatown, New York City.

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