September
24,
2007
Engrish.com
has been chosen as one of the 10
funniest sites on the web by
PC Magazine! Glad I made it above
the Mullet site...
August 31, 2007
Chinglish
to disappear?
People send me articles every so often about how China is trying to clean up their Engrish before the Beijing
Olympics next year. I just received this
link today - a new article out from
AP. I keep getting these articles,
but I also keep getting tons of Chinglish
(Chinese Engrish) submissions every
day, so I have been ramping up the
posting of all these pics and even
created a Chinglish
section - which
now contains 182 photos as of today.
I think I have enough Chinglish to
last way past the Olympics, but who
knows - if they actually start making
headway the submissions may slow
down over time. In any case, those
of you native English speakers living
or visiting China - keep 'em coming!
Now might be our last chance to archive
some of these gems.
July 16, 2007
It
is Adult Engrish Week here at Engrish.com.
There are just too
many good Engrish
pics out there using vulgar language
- but the only way I can showcase
them fairly is to make a special
week to warn the weak of heart (and
minors).
This week will feature some
really far out stuff, and
each pic will
go directly to the Adult
Engrish section of the
site for safe keeping
- so you wont be finding it in
Recent
Discoveries.
CONTEST:
In commemoration of this special
week I am holding a CONTEST within
the forums. Win a free Engrish.com
t-shirt of your choice by
being a little creative with Engrish!
Newbees are most welcome to the forums
- we are offering prizes especially
for newcomers! CLICK
HERE FOR THE CONTEST.
December
11, 2006
Thanks
to everyone who purchased items at
the Engrish.com
Store over the past
year -it helps me keep the site going
and pay a few extra bills. There
is still time left to buy items
for
Christmas
(you
have
until the end of the week for standard
shipping), and I have introduced one
new shirt/hoodie design to the
mix.
November
13, 2006
It
is Engrish.com's 3rd annual F*cked
Up Engrish Week! Seems like
I only make new entries here in the
'Whats New' section when I have some
fucked up or shitty Engrish... Oh
well. Anyway, enjoy the f*ckin' Engrish
this week - there are quite a few doozies
lined up. LIke the Sh*tty Week we
had earlier this year, all of the Engrish
entries from this week will go directly
to the Adult
Engrish section of the site.
July
31,
2006
We're
having a really Sh*tty Week here.
This means that I will be posting
shit that I cannot normally post
without a special theme and warning
to ward off the faint hearted.
By SH*T, I mean really sh*tty
Engrish.
Engrish that just yells out SH*T!
(or at least contains the word Sh*t).
Because of their vulgar nature, all
the Sh*tty Engrish will be going
directly to the Adult
Engrish section
of the site - so you wont be finding
it in Recent Discoveries. I hope
that you enjoy the 7 full days of
shit.
April
14, 2006
You
may have noticed these ads on the
right side of most of the pages -
yes, I have finally succumbed to
the pressures of capitalism. Hell,
I gotta pay the bills too. I have
tried to limit the clutter as much
as possible, and please rest assured
that there will be no porn, dating
services, gambling ads, etc. (I may
make exceptions only during special
themed vulgar weeks at Engrish.com
- but you will be forewarned). If
you don't fall within the demographic
that the ads appeal to, please do
your best to ignore them and continue
to enjoy the site. Thanks!
December
29, 2005
The Joys of Engrish US paperback Now
on Sale at the Engrish.com Store!
Go
and buy the book now -
makes a great gift! Over 100 photos
of pure
Grade A Engrish - the majority of which
are not found on the site. Learn more
about the book at
the store. You can also find
it at your local bookstore in the
US or on Amazon.com, etc.
