Little Pocky

Little Pocky

posted on 4 Oct 1996 in Candy/Gum

When I was small, I had a Little Pocky…

Now I have a Men’s Pocky…

 

Small print: ‘Crispy pretzel dipped in dark

chocolate for the intelligent connoisseur 

who enjoys the finer points in life.’

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coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

i see someone has been dipping his pocky where it shouldn’t be

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

hence cometh the candy: Dew Dew?

John Nowak
John Nowak
12 years ago

*imitating one murderer on CSI*
“There goes the comedy; I’m talking about penises.”

hmm
hmm
12 years ago

don’t badmouth the pocky. they can write whatever the hell they want, pocky is sooo damn tasty, it won’t matter anyway. i wish i had some right now.

Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

confuscia say man who puts hand in pocky feels a little cocky

Sydney
Sydney
11 years ago

Oh great. Now I’ll never be able to eat Pocky again without thinking of giant chocolate-covered penises.

PTL
PTL
11 years ago

Innuendo aside, i actually bought this the other day from a asian market in my area. suprisingly enough, it’s pretty good. And there’s very little engrish on the carton.

The new motto-thing for the new carton is: “This combination of crispy pretzel and smooth dark chocolate brings a whole new flavor to fun”.

You could cut the innuendo with a chainsaw.

Ian
Ian
11 years ago

Yeah, I’ve tried pocky before, it’s delicious!! But I must say, that Engrish was funny!

MysticalDlagon
MysticalDlagon
10 years ago

– “What’s that squeezing against my finer points?”
– “Don’t worry, it’s just my man-pocky…”

Nekothia
Nekothia
10 years ago

pocky is awesome and a common snack in japan…. and the thought of it being chocolate covered penises makes it infinitely more appealing to me…. i now have the sudden urge to suck the chocolate off first instead of just eating it whole…. i’d like a box of MAN’S pocky please ;DD

Ken
Ken
7 years ago

Hey, all my pocky’s gots no points on ’em!

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