When I was small, I had a Little Pocky…
Now I have a Men’s Pocky…
Small print: ‘Crispy pretzel dipped in dark
chocolate for the intelligent connoisseur
who enjoys the finer points in life.’
i see someone has been dipping his pocky where it shouldn’t be
hence cometh the candy: Dew Dew?
*imitating one murderer on CSI*
“There goes the comedy; I’m talking about penises.”
don’t badmouth the pocky. they can write whatever the hell they want, pocky is sooo damn tasty, it won’t matter anyway. i wish i had some right now.
confuscia say man who puts hand in pocky feels a little cocky
Oh great. Now I’ll never be able to eat Pocky again without thinking of giant chocolate-covered penises.
Innuendo aside, i actually bought this the other day from a asian market in my area. suprisingly enough, it’s pretty good. And there’s very little engrish on the carton.
The new motto-thing for the new carton is: “This combination of crispy pretzel and smooth dark chocolate brings a whole new flavor to fun”.
You could cut the innuendo with a chainsaw.
Yeah, I’ve tried pocky before, it’s delicious!! But I must say, that Engrish was funny!
– “What’s that squeezing against my finer points?”
– “Don’t worry, it’s just my man-pocky…”
pocky is awesome and a common snack in japan…. and the thought of it being chocolate covered penises makes it infinitely more appealing to me…. i now have the sudden urge to suck the chocolate off first instead of just eating it whole…. i’d like a box of MAN’S pocky please ;DD
Hey, all my pocky’s gots no points on ’em!