‘Mercy’ toilet paper – for the good wipe.
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The brand that’s willing to put up with your crap when others don’t.
Don’t mercy-flush without it!
“You’ll beg for mercy.”
Most toilet papers won’t be so merciful.
This brand gives you what generic toilet paper will not. (mercy)
Have mercy on your bum!
don’t confuse with cheap imatations like Merky or Messy or Malevolence.
comes with a complimentary set of pliers
Finally, the paper that shows some mercy!
Your sphincter will be screaming for it.
When you run out of toilet paper, you’ll ask for Mercy.
Even Charmin isn’t this easy on your rear end!