Salatoma

Yeah, it sucks getting an infection from tomatoes but it turns your skin a lovely brown… Salatoma

Also known as cancer of the salad.

Heaven help us.

*donk* Could’ve had a V8

were supposed to be preventing this stuff–not canning and drinking it. I bet it’s really squirty too

Up next: Rubella paste for your salads!

(“Salatoma” isn’t a real disease, but if it’s “Sala toma,” that’s Spanish for “making room.”)

Sal Atoma! My Italian buddy from high school.

mmm, bacteia

Did anyone notice the word “SHI–” getting cut off at the top of the can?

I’m guessing “Salatoma” is supposed to be SALAd TOMAto…

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