“The best new caffeinated beverage! You’ll feel the effects in no time!”
Better finish it fast!
OMG! Coffee in a Can thats Sugerless! What will they come up with next?
Gee this tastes…Oh heck, it’s all gone!
Because you’ve got Zero Time for sugar.
I don’t even have the time to drink this.
Because you’re not supposed to drink it.
The world’s first caffeinated beverage for the time traveler on the go!
Ain’t nobody got time for that!
I aint’ got no time fo’ this!
This can is empty! REFUND TI- I don’t have time to finish this comm