Zero Time Coffee

posted on 29 Apr 1997 in Engrish Leftovers

 

 

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Mega Break Coffee

posted on 28 Apr 1997 in Engrish Leftovers

 

 

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Calcium Wafers

posted on 19 Apr 1997 in Snacks

For the life of me, I cannot figure out how to enjoy these wafers…

 

The text really does end with “for…”

 

Photo courtesy of Todson and Jennifer Page.

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Post Water Close Up

posted on 6 Apr 1997 in Drinks

Don’t forget Post Water is ‘Newly Tasty Improved Enhanced’!

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Post Water

posted on 5 Apr 1997 in Drinks

‘Post Water’ – bringing you to a new level of existence.

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Manila Envelope Seal

posted on 1 Apr 1997 in Stationery

(Taken from a manila envelope package)

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Best Bread Message

posted on 23 Mar 1997 in Bags/Packaging

Taken from a bakery bag. 

Caption as follows:
‘Our little friend ‘Tomte’ use magical secret-power fro delicious BREAD that,
Well enjoy in next morning. Children who living in NORTHERN EUROPE tell
us secret that just baken BREAD. YES ……….TOMTE’s secret. HOKUO as.
BREAD country SAPPORO is very similar with TOMTE’s land.’

(NOTE: Tomte is the name for Santa Claus
in Sweden. I know this because countless
Swedish people have written in to tell me.
Others from Norway insist that Tomte is
an elf or gnome. Finally, the Finnish insist that
‘Tomte’ is more like Santa’s little helper. Thanks guys.)

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My Fannie

posted on 15 Mar 1997 in Toiletries

 

Photo courtesy of Todson and Jennifer Page

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Postonic

posted on 1 Mar 1997 in Drinks

 

 

Photo copyright Engrish.com

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Pickle EX

posted on 18 Feb 1997 in Candy/Gum

So wait, it’s an ‘ex-Bourbon stick chocolate’ Lemon Milk
flavored Pickle?? Or was that a Bourbon Pickle with
Lemon Milk filling? But where does the ‘chocolate’ part come in?
Somebody please explain.

 

Photo copyright Engrish.com

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