Schedule Book

Schedule Book

posted on 23 Feb 1999 in Stationery

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Anne
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Anne

Let me see…I’ll be smelling panda droppings around 4 P.M. today…

nick
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nick

Pity the other ones smell like, well …crap, Panda Crap

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Recent investigations have revealed the giant panda’s secret dietary customs. And unprecedented craftmanship.

Dominic Small
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Dominic Small

A place to make your bum notes?

CarbonatedCube
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CarbonatedCube

As opposed to the one on the left, which is not very fragrant at all.

chris
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chris

what the hell, is all i have to say… i cant stop laffing at this one..

John Nowak
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John Nowak

Not one copy has ever been sold. This among other things may explain why the company went out of business.
(Note: I would not actually know; this joke is fictitious.)

Jook Man
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Jook Man

I hate going to stinkin’ meetings. This is the reason I use a Black Bear Ree.

nezu
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nezu

5pm: panda droppings tea time.
6pm: panda droppings dinner.

Aidan
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Aidan

No thanks, I’ve had my panda droppings for the day

Jamie Brannon
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Jamie Brannon

Friend 1- Whats that smell?
Friend 2- Oh Dont worry, thats my new Panda Dropping notebook.

sister_nyx
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sister_nyx

Oh nooooooooooo!

ronsterman
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ronsterman

are you feeding your panda w/ deodorant? perfume then?

Justice
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Justice

No English skill necessary to catch the drift of this one.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

That Panda is certainly not amused.

Vitor
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Vitor

Are you done writing bull droppings?

Scott Lefebvre
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Scott Lefebvre

Pioneering new areas of scratch and sniff merchandise.

Ghost08
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Ghost08

this schedule stinks

Van
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Van

Well..thats the best way to smell panda droppings…

Roslyn
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Roslyn

as opposed to the one that is not so fragrant, ha ha

DP Interworld
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Yet another WWF project.

RancidSalmon
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RancidSalmon

That’s not the only thing you’ll be smelling…

Carly
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Carly

Which explains why they been selling SO well.

Swedish viking
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Swedish viking

“You got this one? Cool! Well I got the one which was fragrant with monkey-vomit!”

GC
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GC

Scratch and sniff, anyone?

Kitty
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Kitty

Mmm, eau de panda dropping…

Donny
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Donny

Comes with complimentary box of Panda brownies.

eazyduzit
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eazyduzit

“Schedule Book”: the new fragrance from Gorgio Armani. Inspired by the arromatic scent of panda droppings infused with terrible english.

Sandor
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Sandor

Try the other scented schedule books on our product line, including essence of rotten eggs, unruly body odor, skunk, fish, burning tires, 2-day-old roadkill, and for the truly refined olfactory connoisseur, flatulence. Collect them all! Place your orders at ohgodwhatsthatstench.com today!

Swedish non-blonde
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Swedish non-blonde

Why Bertie Botts started making all-flavour beans instead…

yoyo
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yoyo

Ever popular, Pooh bear.

drumming_panda
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drumming_panda

nice advertising. They got me. I gotta buy it now.

kiwivault
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kiwivault

ummm scratch n sniff journals panda droppings my favorite sent iv got to buy it is only 30 yan 8D

Greg
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Greg

Ok, 3 o’clock appointment…for me to POOP on!

teddy
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teddy

we feeding the panda with the premium quality myrrh

don
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don

hmm… this one’s better than victoria’s secret. let me see my sched for the day.. hmmm i gotta go to the Sichuan Giant Panda Sanctuaries today and check out the new scents..

ergerg
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ergerg

This was so straight forward that I can’t think of a nice input…

CP
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CP

I hate panda poop scented books! Panda pee is so much nicer.

shirley cool
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oh am sooooo curious, i cant wait to smell a panda’s dropping.
i love fragrances!

racist park
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racist park

No thank-you. I’m allergic to the smell of panda droppings even if it smells nice.

Kwan
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Kwan

We just love pandas that much.

Murilo Silva
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Murilo Silva

I’d rather have not. Thanks for the offer.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Eat your heart out, Happy Bunny!

TheLegendaryLoboSolo
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TheLegendaryLoboSolo

Perhaps this is why I’m so unorganized…. hmmm.

Darian or so
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Darian or so

they’re calling their own book a piece of panda shit

Gerson
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Gerson

Talk about droppings of a bull…

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Warning: only write in this journal using a #2 pencil.

RocketCat
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RocketCat

Let’s see… I have a 2 o’clock opening on Monday for the fragrant panda droppings and I have all day Thursday free to go to the German sexual harassment buffet with my girlfriend eggslut.

Marum
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Marum

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Marum

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