Let me see…I’ll be smelling panda droppings around 4 P.M. today…
Pity the other ones smell like, well …crap, Panda Crap
Recent investigations have revealed the giant panda’s secret dietary customs. And unprecedented craftmanship.
A place to make your bum notes?
As opposed to the one on the left, which is not very fragrant at all.
what the hell, is all i have to say… i cant stop laffing at this one..
Not one copy has ever been sold. This among other things may explain why the company went out of business.
(Note: I would not actually know; this joke is fictitious.)
I hate going to stinkin’ meetings. This is the reason I use a Black Bear Ree.
5pm: panda droppings tea time.
6pm: panda droppings dinner.
No thanks, I’ve had my panda droppings for the day
Friend 1- Whats that smell?
Friend 2- Oh Dont worry, thats my new Panda Dropping notebook.
are you feeding your panda w/ deodorant? perfume then?
No English skill necessary to catch the drift of this one.
That Panda is certainly not amused.
Are you done writing bull droppings?
Pioneering new areas of scratch and sniff merchandise.
this schedule stinks
Well..thats the best way to smell panda droppings…
as opposed to the one that is not so fragrant, ha ha
Yet another WWF project.
That’s not the only thing you’ll be smelling…
Which explains why they been selling SO well.
“You got this one? Cool! Well I got the one which was fragrant with monkey-vomit!”
Scratch and sniff, anyone?
Mmm, eau de panda dropping…
Comes with complimentary box of Panda brownies.
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Why Bertie Botts started making all-flavour beans instead…
Ever popular, Pooh bear.
nice advertising. They got me. I gotta buy it now.
ummm scratch n sniff journals panda droppings my favorite sent iv got to buy it is only 30 yan 8D
Ok, 3 o’clock appointment…for me to POOP on!
we feeding the panda with the premium quality myrrh
hmm… this one’s better than victoria’s secret. let me see my sched for the day.. hmmm i gotta go to the Sichuan Giant Panda Sanctuaries today and check out the new scents..
This was so straight forward that I can’t think of a nice input…
I hate panda poop scented books! Panda pee is so much nicer.
oh am sooooo curious, i cant wait to smell a panda’s dropping.
i love fragrances!
No thank-you. I’m allergic to the smell of panda droppings even if it smells nice.
We just love pandas that much.
I’d rather have not. Thanks for the offer.
Eat your heart out, Happy Bunny!
Perhaps this is why I’m so unorganized…. hmmm.
they’re calling their own book a piece of panda shit
Talk about droppings of a bull…
Warning: only write in this journal using a #2 pencil.
Let’s see… I have a 2 o’clock opening on Monday for the fragrant panda droppings and I have all day Thursday free to go to the German sexual harassment buffet with my girlfriend eggslut.