No Smorking

No Smorking

posted on 13 Aug 2000 in Signs

What? No smorking?!

 

Photo courtesy of David Flack.

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stacy
stacy
12 years ago

You must smork 5 feet from the building.

Mellie Michelle
Mellie Michelle
12 years ago

Next thing you know, they’ll take away sporking too.

Timito777
Timito777
12 years ago

Snorers please extinguish your cigarettes before going to sleep.

Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

the smorks will be so upset

ME
ME
12 years ago

too bad I can’t smork here with my cigarettes
let’s smoke here with my cigarettes

God Jesus
God Jesus
12 years ago

They won’t let you smork on the fright, or in the aqua bar, either.

Lora
Lora
12 years ago

Good, I hate being exposed to second-hand smork.

garudamon11
garudamon11
12 years ago

but its ok to smoke

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

This should be made into a shirt!…

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

I think it’s a portmanteau for smirking and smoking.

This is what the sign is trying to say:

No smirking whilst you smoke!
People did from your smoke and you’re lucky we’re letting you, so the least you can do is not smirk while you do it!

Renee
11 years ago

No snogging either!

Josh
Josh
10 years ago

Gotta pick up a pack of smorks.

Jesse
Jesse
10 years ago

Is that Smork from Ork?

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