No Smorking

No Smorking

posted on 13 Aug 2000 in Signs

What? No smorking?!

 

Photo courtesy of David Flack.

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stacy
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stacy

You must smork 5 feet from the building.

Mellie Michelle
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Mellie Michelle

Next thing you know, they’ll take away sporking too.

Timito777
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Timito777

Snorers please extinguish your cigarettes before going to sleep.

Ghost08
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Ghost08

the smorks will be so upset

ME
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ME

too bad I can’t smork here with my cigarettes
let’s smoke here with my cigarettes

God Jesus
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God Jesus

They won’t let you smork on the fright, or in the aqua bar, either.

Lora
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Lora

Good, I hate being exposed to second-hand smork.

garudamon11
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garudamon11

but its ok to smoke

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

This should be made into a shirt!…

iLock
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iLock

I think it’s a portmanteau for smirking and smoking.

This is what the sign is trying to say:

No smirking whilst you smoke!
People did from your smoke and you’re lucky we’re letting you, so the least you can do is not smirk while you do it!

Renee
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No snogging either!

Josh
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Josh

Gotta pick up a pack of smorks.

Jesse
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Jesse

Is that Smork from Ork?

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