What? No smorking?!
Photo courtesy of David Flack.
You must smork 5 feet from the building.
Next thing you know, they’ll take away sporking too.
Snorers please extinguish your cigarettes before going to sleep.
the smorks will be so upset
too bad I can’t smork here with my cigarettes
let’s smoke here with my cigarettes
They won’t let you smork on the fright, or in the aqua bar, either.
Good, I hate being exposed to second-hand smork.
but its ok to smoke
This should be made into a shirt!…
I think it’s a portmanteau for smirking and smoking.
This is what the sign is trying to say:
No smirking whilst you smoke!
People did from your smoke and you’re lucky we’re letting you, so the least you can do is not smirk while you do it!
No snogging either!
Gotta pick up a pack of smorks.
Is that Smork from Ork?