Danger Sign

Danger Sign

posted on 3 Nov 2000 in Toys

Danger! Engrish is contained generously.

 

(Reportedly taken from a Fist of the

North Star ‘Violence Action Figure’)

 

Photo courtesy of Emar Zero.

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Joe
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Joe

DANGER! Included are switch blades, knives, axes, and small sharp objects! Please buy good toy! We know you like very good!

Lafael
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Lafael

This is what I have writen on the font of my underpants…

Jamie Brannon
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Jamie Brannon

So why did they make a dangerous toy if their just going to tell people not to play with it.

Ishkfe
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So which sharp part gets hurt then?

-w-
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-w-

Be careful not to give Apple products to kids!

Ghost08
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Ghost08

so i should put this….in my mouth?

justice
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justice

Warning! Dangerous toy! Try not to play with it!

Shannon
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Shannon

LMFAO WTF.

For gud luks yez it is.

Lora
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Lora

If there was an evil version of Santa, this is what he’d put in little kids’ stockings.

bridget
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At least they’re generous with their sharp, suffocating parts. That’s what I look for in a toy.

Lora
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Lora

What devil-worshipping kids ask for when they write to Satan Claws…

DrLex
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This makes perfect sense. There is some little part, that suffocates under the following condition: the sharp part must get hurt and get swallowed at the same time. There are many of those suffocating little parts in this toy. Play responsibly!

Sholankord
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Sholankord

Reminds me of the “Bag-o-glass” skit from SNL… maybe someday they will find that chainsaw-teddybear too.

zig
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zig

included: a power saw, sulfuric acid, chainsaws, blowtorches, c4, lighter, plutonium, cyanide pills, meat cleavers, hand grenades, shoe bombs, a katana, bubbly the exploding clown doll, bear traps, neck-slice necklaces, cyandie pills in an “aspirin bottle”, a klan rally, dinosaur eggs, a circular power saw, death spikes, switchblades, an RPG-7, a car battery, a cheese-grater dildo, sandpaper toilet paper, tear gas, loose glass shards, an electric chair, an iron maiden, a noose, an inside- out spike bracelet, an inside-out spike necklace, a molotov cocktail, charlie sheen, weighted shackles for swimming, a wolverine, wolverine, a haunted hat, a home lobotomy kit,… Read more »

K. Brown
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K. Brown

iDanger is Apple’s least successful product.

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