Danger Sign

Danger Sign

posted on 3 Nov 2000 in Toys

Danger! Engrish is contained generously.

 

(Reportedly taken from a Fist of the

North Star ‘Violence Action Figure’)

 

Photo courtesy of Emar Zero.

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Joe
Joe
12 years ago

DANGER! Included are switch blades, knives, axes, and small sharp objects! Please buy good toy! We know you like very good!

Lafael
Lafael
11 years ago

This is what I have writen on the font of my underpants…

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

So why did they make a dangerous toy if their just going to tell people not to play with it.

Ishkfe
11 years ago

So which sharp part gets hurt then?

-w-
-w-
11 years ago

Be careful not to give Apple products to kids!

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

so i should put this….in my mouth?

justice
justice
11 years ago

Warning! Dangerous toy! Try not to play with it!

Shannon
Shannon
11 years ago

LMFAO WTF.

For gud luks yez it is.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

If there was an evil version of Santa, this is what he’d put in little kids’ stockings.

bridget
10 years ago

At least they’re generous with their sharp, suffocating parts. That’s what I look for in a toy.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

What devil-worshipping kids ask for when they write to Satan Claws…

DrLex
10 years ago

This makes perfect sense. There is some little part, that suffocates under the following condition: the sharp part must get hurt and get swallowed at the same time. There are many of those suffocating little parts in this toy. Play responsibly!

Sholankord
Sholankord
10 years ago

Reminds me of the “Bag-o-glass” skit from SNL… maybe someday they will find that chainsaw-teddybear too.

zig
zig
9 years ago

included: a power saw, sulfuric acid, chainsaws, blowtorches, c4, lighter, plutonium, cyanide pills, meat cleavers, hand grenades, shoe bombs, a katana, bubbly the exploding clown doll, bear traps, neck-slice necklaces, cyandie pills in an “aspirin bottle”, a klan rally, dinosaur eggs, a circular power saw, death spikes, switchblades, an RPG-7, a car battery, a cheese-grater dildo, sandpaper toilet paper, tear gas, loose glass shards, an electric chair, an iron maiden, a noose, an inside- out spike bracelet, an inside-out spike necklace, a molotov cocktail, charlie sheen, weighted shackles for swimming, a wolverine, wolverine, a haunted hat, a home lobotomy kit,… Read more »

K. Brown
K. Brown
7 years ago

iDanger is Apple’s least successful product.

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