God-Jesus

God-Jesus

posted on 16 Oct 2002 in Toys

God-Jesus at your service…

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Shadowdancer21b
Shadowdancer21b
13 years ago

Remember, this robot died for your sins! The least you can do is buy him!

Shadowdancer21b
Shadowdancer21b
13 years ago

Quoth the prohet Jerematic…..

Brian
13 years ago

Ohh, I don’t care if it rains or freezes….

Alice
Alice
13 years ago

Great robot, but does it walk on water?

nick
nick
13 years ago

But wait,theres more.The first 20 callers get a Chewbacca the Buddist

Jeremy
Jeremy
12 years ago

Now with realistic smiting action!

Laura
Laura
12 years ago

Holy…

Silverwolf
Silverwolf
12 years ago

Holy spirit not included.

scott haynes
scott haynes
12 years ago

The Voltron of Christianity!! With RoboGodJesus technology we can opress the whole world! Crusades here we come! Domo arigato

Namo
Namo
12 years ago

God-Jesus is his own son and father. Bow to him and beg forgiveness! Don’t worry, you dont have to put up with him for too much longer…

hidingiam
hidingiam
12 years ago

The power of christ compels you to change my batteries!

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

The Coming of Christ Version 2.0

Lora
Lora
12 years ago

Heard of Wall-E? Here’s Almight-E!

Xeridae
Xeridae
12 years ago

Billy really liked Jimmy, but God-Jesus wasn’t having it!

Choo-Choo
Choo-Choo
12 years ago

This toy not for sale to heathens.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

I’m intriged by the pictures on the box. It looks like a guy is asking(praying?) about a girl to the robot, and then there’s a big NO! With a shattered heart. At least, I think that’s a guy… mabye that’s why the robot answered “no”? 🙂

Spencer
Spencer
11 years ago

On left:
God-Jesus makes all your dreams come true!
…But he follows Fairly OddParents rules.
No love wishes allowed.

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

Sometimes God*Jesus brings you flowers, but other times he’s a little cross.

Paul Ulrich
Paul Ulrich
11 years ago

I’ve heard of people “trying to put God in a box” but this takes the cake.

Pimpmaster Spaceman
9 years ago

Japanese God-Jesus robots telling teenage fortunes…

Paul M
Paul M
7 years ago

Father, Son and Hory Ghost.

Dark Hero
Dark Hero
7 years ago

Wait until you see the satqn robot

Dark Hero
Dark Hero
7 years ago

*satan. Damn phone.

Bo
Bo
6 years ago

Congraturations! Your Wall-E has evolved into Allmight-E!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Which one is God, and which one is Jesus? And why does it look like they want to fight?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Let’s pray / Let’s play

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