Written Oath

Written Oath

posted on 23 Oct 2002 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of Birkir Barkarson.

This is a membership contract for an
manga cafe in Ikebukuro,  Tokyo,
which also offered internet access.
To enter the cafe you had to become a member and
fill out a form and sign this agreement.

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leila
leila
12 years ago

If i were there, i would srsly get a Japanese copy and bring my dictionary.

kr
kr
11 years ago

It rubs the lotion on its skin.

Silverwolf
Silverwolf
11 years ago

I’m sure the equipment would be in better repair before the quests start…

Jesilyn
Jesilyn
11 years ago

It agrees on the above oath items, or else it gets the hose again.

alex
alex
11 years ago

Thats funny

Eva
Eva
10 years ago

ooooooooooookay creepy oath

Tom
Tom
10 years ago

Please write *a* signature. Ok.
John Hancock

Now, may I start my internet cafe?.

sunny
sunny
9 years ago

Yes, yes, it agrees, my precious…

kyotzeta
8 years ago

Wait, so if the store equipment gets damaged in a quest, I get to re-quest? Works for me!

kyotzeta
8 years ago

The trouble with the internet is that -no one- is hardly responsible with it!

Pim
Pim
7 years ago

If only I knew what I was agreeing to…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

To understand what they mean is a quest by itself. And no, it would never agree with these conditions under these conditions.

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