Blendy

Blendy

posted on 3 Nov 2002 in Household Items

Someone call Social Services!

Photo courtesy of Cindy Carl.

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Tim
Tim
12 years ago

Not sure if that’s coffee you’re tasting…

Ian Leo
Ian Leo
12 years ago

The greatest evidence why mug quotations should pass Censors.

pat
pat
12 years ago

Because everything tastes better naked… with your family… hmmm maybe not.

Peppers
Peppers
12 years ago

If by family you mean large breasted woman you paid to be with you its just nature

dwellswho
dwellswho
12 years ago

I tried pork naked with my family and we all just love it!!. Any recipes for next time your naked with your family?

craplo
craplo
12 years ago

I wonder why naked is so good when you family with your coffee

Pyth007
Pyth007
12 years ago

Hey lil’ Billy, why don’tcha come over here and sit on Uncle Johnny’s lap while I drink my Folgers…

Emery Ward
Emery Ward
12 years ago

Doesn’t taste as good if your family isn’t naked too.

enLique
enLique
12 years ago

I wonder who wrote this.

Airi Zombie
Airi Zombie
12 years ago

Because if you were clothed, you’d be drinking tea. Everyone knows that.

Wes
Wes
12 years ago

mom this coffee you made just doesn’t taste right…. OH it’s the clothes! we forgot to take them off!

Trinity
Trinity
12 years ago

“Oh look Timmy! You got your first big boy hair!”

Jook Man
Jook Man
12 years ago

The only one that’s truly naked is the dog. And everyone knows dogs enjoy a good, hot cup of Joe… especially at the beach.

Lauren
Lauren
11 years ago

funny that the stuff is called Blendy.

bule
bule
11 years ago

because it’s freezing. I guest ?

Angelbaby
Angelbaby
11 years ago

They let their kids drink coffee? I guess that’s how it starts! First the coffee, then the pretentious attitudes, then, the turtleneck sweaters, and then, tennis lessons! The preppies have arrived! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

It could be the creamer

ZS3
ZS3
11 years ago

Because you’re going to those sort of parties.

Belbe
Belbe
11 years ago

I ask myself that question everyday…

Gambit
Gambit
11 years ago

Would it happen to be “Hot Coffee”?

sister_nyx
sister_nyx
11 years ago

Wait…that’s not a stir stick.

yaka mashineh
yaka mashineh
11 years ago

Nope, I wouldn’t have it any other way, either.

But, if you feel the thrill of having coffee when you’re naked with family fading, live a litte and try a tasty hot cup o’coffee naked at Starbuck’s.

Hm.

K K
K K
11 years ago

I can’t believe no one noticed the funniest part… the misplaced apostrophe!

SOKKA
SOKKA
11 years ago

I when the group having exposed, the coffee very why taste improves, think in doubt.

Namo
Namo
11 years ago

Oh my…

halfasemitone
halfasemitone
11 years ago

This is a travesty. The first attempt to straighten out the youth of the world by promoting family time and everyone gets all uppity about it. Sticking together as a family is very important in this world. Naked or not. I think that this glass is a staple to families across the world and should be put in the forefront of the mainstream. It should go as far as naked family day. A family that prays together, stays together.

Mekka
Mekka
11 years ago

im not even going to bother trying to figure out what they wanted to say

Lynda
Lynda
11 years ago

Response to above: Well, I’d like to know.

Justice
Justice
11 years ago

Because you’re an incest craven pervert, that’s why!

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

After all, if you’re not naked, how could you tell if you liked it anyway?

Purplehound
Purplehound
11 years ago

We’ve secretly replaced Bob’s regular coffee with Folger’s Crystals… and his naked family. Let’s see if he notices the difference!

Puki
Puki
11 years ago

nudists at their gatherings surely practice this

BrOwnY
11 years ago

Probbly ’cause everything tastes good after “spescail browny” dad make you eat prior to “spescaill naked familytime”! LOL!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Always thought e’s went around naked…

Christine
Christine
11 years ago

So THAT’s why I never liked coffee….stupid me….I never tried it naked with my family…. Ewww, yuck! I don’t want to see naked family…..I better keep my face in this….yummy….coffee….

catherine (for pip!!!!)

Well knock me down and call me blendy! I tried tea naked with my family a few months back, but some of them were a bit hairy so it put me off. THATS why the coffee hasn’t been tasting right since!!!

Fietsbelle
Fietsbelle
11 years ago

and the dog licks us.

Fietsbelle
Fietsbelle
11 years ago

and you’re wearing your rubber band.

Zerosignal
Zerosignal
11 years ago

The coffee is fine, just don’t ask about the lemonade…

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Everyone knows it’s Blendy

Sasha
Sasha
11 years ago

If it sucks, blame your clothes.

DeanAckles
DeanAckles
11 years ago

This philosophical question Blendy has asked will plague the minds of mankind’s greatest geniuses for eternity…

Blendy has baffled Newton and Einstein… now Steven Hawking must figure out the cryptic message(s) left behind by Blendy with paedophilic incest innuendoes as his only clue.

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

coffee that warms you up right when your feeling…drafty

Billy Pilgrim
Billy Pilgrim
11 years ago

naked with family… sure, me, my wife, and the twins

laura
laura
11 years ago

what kind of family do you have???
!!!

BSting
11 years ago

if you meen family as in your dog, then you’re one looooooooooonely boy.

DP Interworld
11 years ago

I thought it would be awkward with or without the coffee.

name
11 years ago

it just does!

kokiko00
kokiko00
11 years ago

because the Pope said it, and is common sense ……

bubbathesnubba
bubbathesnubba
11 years ago

Aint nothing like a Hot cup of Joe while your free balling with your pop!

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