Blendy

Blendy

posted on 3 Nov 2002 in Household Items

Someone call Social Services!

Photo courtesy of Cindy Carl.

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Cake
Cake
11 years ago

You know, I was wondering the same thing this morning when I was leaving the house in my green tube.

Kitty
Kitty
11 years ago

I often wonder the same thing…

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

DUH! Why would you even have to ask? On a cup even?

eazyduzit
eazyduzit
11 years ago

that’s what i was wondering too, until i called charles manson and found out…

eazyduzit
eazyduzit
11 years ago

that’s what i was wondering too, until i called charles manson and found out….

certified_cadillacer
certified_cadillacer
11 years ago

you wanna know why? its the blendy bath tissue that makes coffee taste good only if you’re naked with your family

bridget
11 years ago

I think it’s the Kahlua your creepy Uncle put in it the creamer bottle……

Iam Jhonsoon
Iam Jhonsoon
11 years ago

I think it’s obvious. It doesn’t mean literally NAKED, it means stripped down to your swimming trunks because you’re enjoying the beach with your family on a hot summer’s day.

I think the picture of a boy walking on the sand with a swimming ring might give you a clue.

Outside of the perverted, sick-minded Western cultures, this wouldn’t be interpreted as anything sexual…

N0 3y3 d33r
N0 3y3 d33r
11 years ago

Maybe if your a masochist and you spill it in your lap…

bob 0
bob 0
11 years ago

how about a big heapin’ bowl of man-nude-o?

yoyo
yoyo
10 years ago

Always incest on Nescafe.

yoyo
yoyo
10 years ago

I prefer nuditea.

exkwco
exkwco
10 years ago

Lets so naked. On down!

kawaiipikachu
kawaiipikachu
10 years ago

http://nudie.com.au
I knew these guys made smoothies but I didn’t realise they made coffees as well.

drumming_panda
drumming_panda
10 years ago

I’ve always wondered that too!!

Midas
Midas
10 years ago

…Because you don’t realize it’s coffee!

paulooo
paulooo
10 years ago

Like eating naked chicken, enjoying some quality Blendy coffee naked with your family may help lower your fat intake.

Jwaz
Jwaz
10 years ago

You’ve got a sick family, pal.

The_guy_gin
The_guy_gin
10 years ago

Drinking hot coffee while naked: Great!
Spilling hot coffee while naked: Terrible!

chieromancer
chieromancer
10 years ago

Wait! You mean it was just us that had “naked family time!?!”

Tracy
10 years ago

Maybe it’s not the coffee that tastes so good but the nakedness itself . . .

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

And dad can stir it without even using a spoon!!

l
l
10 years ago

Too bad youll suppress those memories

-
-
10 years ago

well… it may bee more practical without cloves (no stains when it spils!), but wether it tastes better is an other question…

JM
JM
10 years ago

Because coffee tastes good with anything in the morning . . .

scars
scars
10 years ago

“Just concentrate on the coffee… Must get busy with the coffee… Look at the coffee… Don’t look elsewhere… Grandma coming.. ops.. Oh dear, can’t dare to look… “

Bigcat
Bigcat
10 years ago

Do you wanna see dad carry the coffee AND the donuts to the table at the same time?

Tommay
Tommay
10 years ago

I’d probably go along with that idea if there wasn’t a dog involved..

Jack E.
Jack E.
10 years ago

That’s just disturbing… children shouldn’t be drinking coffee!

John
John
10 years ago

Because you’re all on some hard drugs and right now everything tastes awesome.

Emessaine
Emessaine
10 years ago

Daddy said he had all the ingredients in his pocket!

meh
meh
10 years ago

That’s appalling… The apostrophe is in the wrong place!

racist park
racist park
9 years ago

What if you’r not naked with your family, or if you’re naked but you’re not with your family? Would it taste like crap?

Ernie Brandon
Ernie Brandon
9 years ago

Because ita make Papa-san so alert and ready to Action!

takatomon
takatomon
9 years ago

A: mom’s still lactating. yum! yum! yum!
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it’s the nice long vacation you deserve after you sue mc donalds for being an idiot
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because if you didn’t have the coffee, you’d just be weird silly!
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uh oh! too much caffeine’s making someone look tense!
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gee! that’s not what the neighbors say about coffee at our house!

JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

Nudity. What else?

zorthargthedestroyer
zorthargthedestroyer
9 years ago

So I walked into starbucks the other day with my mother, my father, my sister and my great grandmother, all of us naked as jaybirds, each of us with a double roll of Blendy paper towels under each arm, and everyone started staring at us, so I said “what, is this one of those ‘no shoes, no shirt, no service’ joints?”

the-one-and-only
the-one-and-only
9 years ago

i looove my coffee…but I ain’t going there!

TheLegendaryLoboSolo
TheLegendaryLoboSolo
9 years ago

Boy: “Wow Dad this coffee sure tastes good!”
Dad: “You know what would make it taste better, if you sat down and relaxed for a minute.”
Boy: ~sits down~
Dad: “No, REALLY relax.”
Boy: ~Takes off shoes~
Dad: “I don’t think you’re getting my point.”
Boy: “Dad, what are you doing? Why are you….. wait….. no NO NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Darian or so
Darian or so
9 years ago

Don’t see how this would ever make sence. English, Engrish or Chinese….

adrasl300
adrasl300
9 years ago

It….does!?

snackycakez
snackycakez
9 years ago

The same reason why ugly chicks look hot when you’re drunk.

Puzzles
8 years ago

Blendy is a Japanese brand of coffee. So why is a little blonde boy advertising the product, in English no less?

Mark
Mark
8 years ago

Love to know what they were actually trying to say here

GodJesus
GodJesus
8 years ago

It’s a family tradition I remember well. Dad would come home from work and make coffee. We’d all gather in the rumpus room, get naked, and splash the piping hot brew all over each other until we had to go to the burn clinic downstairs. Sometimes my brother and I would end up duct taped to the clinic ceiling in amusing poses, with no idea how we got up there. I never did understand why the dog had to be wrapped in tinfoil and hung from the ceiling fan, but then again, I never understood why coffee was much more… Read more »

epicak
epicak
8 years ago

You should piss in the coffee

Pim
Pim
7 years ago

Blendy is Chinglish for brandy. That explains all.

vic
vic
7 years ago

it’s a little nutty.

Keith
Keith
7 years ago

I saw this exact same thing in Nagasaki (circa, 1990), except it was from Bremmen coffee, had a girl instead of a boy, and said:

“Why does coffee taste SO GOOD when you’re naked with your family.”

AramK
AramK
6 years ago

Mom, why does this coffee taste like it was brewed through gym socks.. .umm, why is grandma naked? OH GOODY, COFFEE TALK!!!!!

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